#incorrect resident evil quotes
Alcina: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Cassandra: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Bela: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Daniela: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Daniela: Don’t worry, I got a plan.
Cassandra: Alright.
Daniela: TraitorSayWhat?
Bela: Excuse me?
Daniela: What?
Cassandra:
Bela:
Daniela: No wait-
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Alcina: Girls! who took my bra?
C&B:shrugs
Daniela: Mother! Look at this cute tote bag I found! it’s so big- oh
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Alcina: Bela, the store manager called to say that you forgot one bag of groceries.
Bela: Ah! No wonder I couldn’t find my anti-depressants.
Alcina: and that you forgot your sisters too.
Bela: Oh no, that was on purpose.
Maiden: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Alcina: Rude.
Bela: That’s fair.
Daniela: Not again.
Cassandra: Are you going to want this back?
B, C & D strolling in the village
Child: your mother is a horrible person
Daniela: OH YEAH? well my mother can make your mother scream harder than your father ever did!
Bela: DANIELA
Cassandra: She would though, sexually or not.
Bela: HOME! WE’RE GOING HOME
Dimitrescu Sisters proposing to their maiden
Bela: Marry me or leave me…..PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME
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Cassandra: Devote your life to me and I will put your organs in a jar that says “love of my life” when you die.
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Daniela: heeyy girl you wanna traumatize children with me? lipbites
