#dimitrescu daughters
“Eyes up here, pet”
Ok no, im sorry …
I’ve been reading a lot of fics about her so now my brain is a big gay mess
Kids These days….
Mmmh, man blood!
Daniela: Don’t worry, I got a plan.
Cassandra: Alright.
Daniela: TraitorSayWhat?
Bela: Excuse me?
Daniela: What?
Cassandra:
Bela:
Daniela: No wait-
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Alcina: Girls! who took my bra?
C&B:shrugs
Daniela: Mother! Look at this cute tote bag I found! it’s so big- oh
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Alcina: Bela, the store manager called to say that you forgot one bag of groceries.
Bela: Ah! No wonder I couldn’t find my anti-depressants.
Alcina: and that you forgot your sisters too.
Bela: Oh no, that was on purpose.
B, C & D strolling in the village
Child: your mother is a horrible person
Daniela: OH YEAH? well my mother can make your mother scream harder than your father ever did!
Bela: DANIELA
Cassandra: She would though, sexually or not.
Bela: HOME! WE’RE GOING HOME
I already cried three times today I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW
art by ig:Marblenxart
Dimitrescu Sisters proposing to their maiden
Bela: Marry me or leave me…..PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME
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Cassandra: Devote your life to me and I will put your organs in a jar that says “love of my life” when you die.
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Daniela: heeyy girl you wanna traumatize children with me? lipbites
Bela was pissed about the dino nuggies.
*Shopping*
Alcina: I think I’m forgetting something…. something important
Bela: If you forgot something important then it means it wasn’t important
Cassandra:Wise words, sister Bela
Alcina: Wait- WHERE IS YOUR SISTER?
*Somewhere in the supermarket*
Daniela: Mama?
Bela when she’s in a bad mood but remembers that she’s the cook of their family.
Bela: Today, we’re making fuck off pie, with one cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck yous, a pinch of blow me then you’re gonna want to stir it all together and shove it up your ass.
A,C&D:
Alcina: Where is your sister?
C&B: *points behind her*
Alcina: *turns around*
Daniela, carrying 6 terrified toddlers: mother, mother I have more children than you I’m your mother now.
Cassandra: I wish I was a dinosaur, I don’t have to do anything just ror ror>:D
Bela:
Bela: You’d be dead.
Daniela: Mother? why is Bela crying?
Alcina: She took one of those “Which Resident Evil Village character are you?” quizzes.
Daniela: and who did she get?
Alcina:
Alcina: your uncle Moreau-
This have been living in my head rent free… So I decided to draw it… This is how I remember who is which…