#incorrect tda quotes

Diana: Do you need emotional help?

Julian: Help to hide a body.

Diana: You killed somebody? You should have asked Emma.

Julian: No, it is Emma, she drank too much and Cristina can’t find out.

Diana:Oh-

Diana: You say ‘chaotic’, I say 'my life’.

Gwyn: I think you had too much alcohol.

Aline: I just realised that Monopoly is called Monopoly because you’re trying to get one.

Helen: I should get paid for this.

Helen: Do you like the food?

Aline: You need to learn to like yourself too.

Helen:Wha-

Julian: NOW’S NOT THE TIME!

Helen: Mark can babysit.

Julian:*laughing*

Helen: Why are you laughing?

Julian: You weren’t joking?

Tessa: You don’t need more shoes.

Kit: One can never have enough shoes. Especially not Gucci one’s!

Jem: Don’t tell Tessa about Lily’s nicknames , please.

Kit: Or what, brother sixpackariah?

Jem: DON’T CALL ME THAT!

Kit: So you want me to help you with necromancy?

Ty:Yes.

Kit: But isn’t it illegal?

Ty:Yes.

Kit: Oh cool, so we’re gangsters, huh?

Jem: Can we play a game?

Kit:Sure.

Jem: Who would you take on a deserted island with you?

Kit: Dora for sure. That girl has everything in her backpack!

Jem: How man people are buried in that cemetery over there?

Kit: I don’t know, like 10,000?

Jem: No, all of them.

Kit: I hate your dad jokes…

Dru: Why don’t you believe me?

Kit: You don’t show me your sources.

Dru: My sources are: dude trust me.

Diana: Can you draw a X?

Emma: But I never dated anyone.

Diana:*facepalm*