#incorrect tsc quotes
Diana: Do you need emotional help?
Julian: Help to hide a body.
Diana: You killed somebody? You should have asked Emma.
Julian: No, it is Emma, she drank too much and Cristina can’t find out.
Diana:Oh-
Diana: You say ‘chaotic’, I say 'my life’.
Gwyn: I think you had too much alcohol.
Simon: Don’t you think Raphael hates me?
Lily: No, he looked at you as if he wasn’t thinking about the different ways to kill you.
Simon: Do you think you’re cool?
Raphael: I’m a vampire. I’m automatically cool.
Raphael: Don’t talk to me.
Simon: We aren’t in primary school!
Raphael: Still, you’re an idiot.
Aline: I just realised that Monopoly is called Monopoly because you’re trying to get one.
Helen: I should get paid for this.
Helen: Do you like the food?
Aline: You need to learn to like yourself too.
Helen:Wha-
Julian: NOW’S NOT THE TIME!
Helen: Mark can babysit.
Julian:*laughing*
Helen: Why are you laughing?
Julian: You weren’t joking?
Tessa: You don’t need more shoes.
Kit: One can never have enough shoes. Especially not Gucci one’s!
Jem: Don’t tell Tessa about Lily’s nicknames , please.
Kit: Or what, brother sixpackariah?
Jem: DON’T CALL ME THAT!
Kit: So you want me to help you with necromancy?
Ty:Yes.
Kit: But isn’t it illegal?
Ty:Yes.
Kit: Oh cool, so we’re gangsters, huh?
James: You always have a solution, don’t you?
Matthew:Drink.
Matthew: If you are dehydrated, drink. If you are sad, drink. Just drink.
James: Well okay, anybody else?
James: How did you sleep?
Matthew: I was supposed to sleep?
Raphael: Did you sleep well?
Lily: To be honest? My sleeping pattern isn’t a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle. So I didn’t get enough sleep and I’m going back to sleep now. Good night!
Raphael (screaming after Lily): So you don’t want a drink?
Alec: I’m nobody’s bitch.
Lily: Yes, I agree. I’m nobody’s bitch too but I’d make an exception for Jem I’d-love-to-climb-’em Carstairs.
Alec: wh- what?
Alastair: Well you can’t spell stupid without ‘u’!
Matthew: WELL THERE’S AN 'I’ IN STUPID TOO!
Matthew: *confused at what he just said*
Alastair:Paris.
Thomas:Paris.
Matthew: What the hell happened in Paris?
Thomas: Hey Matthew?
Matthew:Yeah?
Thomas: The floor is lava.
Matthew: *pushes Alastair onto the ground.*
Cecily: Will, NO!
Will: Will, YES!
Gabriel: *at the top of the stair case at Will’s mercy*
Will: WE’LL GO SEE JEM!
Little Thomas: I would like some scones, please.
Sophie(sighing): Like father, like son.
Tessa: Who is responsible for this mess?!
Little James:Dad.
Little Lucie:Dad.
Will: I’m in need of new children.
Will: Did you dream about me?
Jem: I actually did.
Will: What did I do?
Jem: *thinking about Will being a stripper"
Jem(blushing): Nothing unusual.
Jace: Any chance we’ll get spaghetti in the bathtub?
Clary: What? No!
Jace: Of course it wouldn’t be made by Izzy, don’t worry.
Isabelle: I take that personally!
Jace: I’m not a bad influence!
Clary: You were literally a demonic psychopath.
Jace: Yeah, but it wasn’t my fault. Sebastian, the demonic psychopath who made me into one, was your brother, remember?
Isabelle: Not again…
Charlotte: Go and make your bed, I’ve already asked you!
Will: Why make my bed when I’m going to sleep in it tonight?
Charlotte: Why feed you when you’re going to die anyway?
Simon: Your eyes are like IKEA.
Izzy:What?
Simon: I’m lost in them.
Izzy: WHAT’S IKEA?!
Jem: Can we play a game?
Kit:Sure.
Jem: Who would you take on a deserted island with you?
Kit: Dora for sure. That girl has everything in her backpack!
Jem: How man people are buried in that cemetery over there?
Kit: I don’t know, like 10,000?
Jem: No, all of them.
Kit: I hate your dad jokes…
Jem: You really should stop drinking.
Will:Why?
Jem: Do you remember last night?
Will: Yeah, but I wasn’t really drunk…
Jem: YOU ALMOST RAN INTO GABRIEL’S ROOM SINGING THE DEMON POX SONG!
Ty: Would you help me with resurrecting Livvy?
Kit: Yes of course, how romantic!
Dru: Why don’t you believe me?
Kit: You don’t show me your sources.
Dru: My sources are: dude trust me.
Julian: Do no harm but take no shit.
Emma: Take no shit.
Julian: Emma no-
Clary: I’m not short!
Jace: Are you sure? You’re my shawty. *winks*
Clary: THIS ISN’T FUNNY!
Will: Who wants to accompany me to Jem today?
*Everyone runs away*
Will: Oh c'mon guys!
Diana: Can you draw a X?
Emma: But I never dated anyone.
Diana:*facepalm*
