Me, a computer nerd, when a friend asks me if they could use my Netflix account:

Rayla: Why do we call it “hiring a hitman” and not “ordering takeout”?

Callum: I have a problem

Rayla: Kill it

Callum:

Callum: Can you chill for like, one second?

Callum: If you are about to be stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone

Soren: Dad, I screwed up big time

Viren: Given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific.

Rayla: I hate water. If I’m ever on a boat trip for three days, it means I’ve been dead for two of them.

Callum: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Rayla: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

King Harrow: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Viren: *yelling* hey son, how tall are you?

Runaan: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong man. 

Runaan: And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

Soren: You ever forget what you’re talking about halfway through a sentence?

Claudia: Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going.

Viren: they say love is an uninvited guest

King Harrow: is that why you keep barging into my room without permission?

Rayla: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

Runaan: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing an extremely puffy dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Tinker could fight in that dress either.

Tinker: Prehaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

Claudia: *cracks knuckles*

Soren: Is that supposed to intimidate me?

Claudia: *fingers light up like glowsticks*

Soren:

Soren: okay i’m scared but that’s rad

Runaan: it is called cauliflower. it is not ghost broccoli.

Rayla, staring blankly at a tree: i know what i saw.

Rayla: I’M CALLING MY FATHER!

Viren: You don’t HAVE a father

Runaan, showing up 1,5 seconds later, burstingthrough the door: The fuck did you say you little shit

Callum: what if ducks threw bread back at you

Ezran: You’d have to duck

Rayla:I hate you both

Gren: y’all just mad because i’m leaving the club with a beautiful woman, thanks again general amaya for picking me up i really appreciate it

Callum: Claudia, I need your help

Claudia: Of course, what is it?

Callum: Well-, it’s kind of private

Ezran and Soren: [sticking their heads into the room] Did someone say “private”?

Viren: What’s your greatest weakness?

Runaan: I’m uncooperative.

Viren: Give me an example?

Runaan:No.

Rayla: i made a marshmallow you. see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?

Runaan, tearing up: it’s fine

Tinker: [Smacks Viren] That’s for imprisoning the love of my life!

Runaan, blushing: I’m the love of your life?

Tinker: I don’t know, I’m still angry at you!

Viren: Who do you think would win in a fight, Soren or Claudia?

Harrow: You can’t say that, they’re both your children!

Viren: So you think Claudia too, huh?