#incorrect the hobbit quotes
Kili: When we met yesterday, you stole something from me.
You: I’m sorry, I’ll give you your wallet back.
Kili:
You:
Kili: I was going to say you stole my heart-
Bilbo: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?
Dwalin:Sword.
Bilbo: … Do you have any other suggestions?
Dwalin: Bigger sword.
Accurate.
Thorin: I would die for you.
Bilbo: I would die for you first.
Balin, from across the room: No one here is dying!!!
But … how can I write angsty fanfics that rip out my readers hearts and make them cry hot tears of pain and suffering if there isn’t even a WHIFF of death in the air?!?
Bilbo: *whacks Azog* That’s for trying to kill the love of my life!
Azog: Who the-
Thorin: he’s talking about me! …I’m the love of your life?
Bilbo: I don’t know, I’m still mad at you!
Like that is SO Bilbo … he can mad at Thorin all day long, but he’d still whack the crap out of anyone that tries to hurt Thorin.
It’s a Hobbit thing
Nori: It’s not stealing. It’s secret borrowing.
I like to think of it as … Involuntary Loaning.
