#incorrectsmhquotes
Tabloid show on TV: Woman embarks on quest to achieve the Guiness world record for world’s biggest ass!
MJ: What if Ihad the world’s biggest ass? What would you think of it?
Peter: What do you mean what if you had the world’s biggest ass? You’re already the world’s biggest ass whenever you finish a puzzle before I do!
MJ: *shoves him off the couch*
