#it has ruined many days and given out so much serotonin
rock candy
- A Palpatine x Reader x Jar Jar Crack Fic
- Rated E for Explicit, C for Crack
- Word Count: it does not matter, it is pure eye burning sin (913 if you wanna be specific when you yell at me for this)
- Summary: read the title, then question the life choices you’ve made that brought you to this point
- Warnings: Palpatine. Jar Jar. Threesome. Need I say more?
- Special thanks and dedication to @beskars and her awful anons: without you, I might still have the will to live
- Author’s Note: If it’s not abundantly clear, rock candy is a euphemism. Thanks for making me write this, you bunch of heathens, I’m going to go yeet myself into the sun. Enjoy, share what you can, and be well (I love y'all lmao) ~
This is your LAST warning - do not click read more unless you are very, very prepared for what follows. And even then, it may not be enough. I cannot be held responsible for any therapy bills that result from reading this - my own therapist is going to have a field day with me tomorrow. This is riddled with errors and typos because I cannot look at it any longer - it just adds to how horrid this really is.
