#it is true
when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018
I’ll tell you what’s problematic about being over 40 and being friends with someone under 25: if you say “but I am le tired” they do not understand that they are supposed to say “well have a nap AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES”
It’s very easy to say that magic doesn’t exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who’s really to say.
Spiders in europe have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet
women hate me and fish attack me on sight
I’m surrounded by beautiful fish and women and they’re telling me they don’t know you
Y'all know something. Tom seems like that guy who you underestimate the strength of. Idk why, but I feel like I’d end up teasing this man but end up looking like this after everything is all said and done
I have a better shot of dating a famous band member than I do actually getting financial aid for college
Literally