#it was all gu xiangs idea naturally
we need to start making shit up about tyk so people will be interested in checking if its true or not i’ll start beiyuan and gu xiang bond over poop traps
zhou zishu hates walnuts cus they look like tiny brains
wu xi has a dancing cat he gives drugs to for fun
Zhou Zishu drew stickman porn to get out of a sticky situation.
Wen Kexing tries to set a house on fire.
Wen Kexing implies he was too busy banging Zhou Zishu to light that house on fire and Zhou Zishu goes along with it
Scorpion King has erectile dysfunction
Wen Kexing ate his dad’s corpse
Scorpion King wanted to watch Zhou Zishu and Wen Kexing have sex
An old man bought Zhou Zishu for a silver crumble
Gu Xiang and Zhang Chengling have used barrels of poop in a fight.
