#i cant believe its canon

danhoemei:

greythunderkat:

brigwife:

bizarrequazar:

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antique-forvalaka:

bluemorningsoup:

moasb:

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we need to start making shit up about tyk so people will be interested in checking if its true or not i’ll start beiyuan and gu xiang bond over poop traps

zhou zishu hates walnuts cus they look like tiny brains

wu xi has a dancing cat he gives drugs to for fun

Zhou Zishu drew stickman porn to get out of a sticky situation.

Wen Kexing tries to set a house on fire.

Wen Kexing implies he was too busy banging Zhou Zishu to light that house on fire and Zhou Zishu goes along with it

Scorpion King has erectile dysfunction

Wen Kexing ate his dad’s corpse

Scorpion King wanted to watch Zhou Zishu and Wen Kexing have sex

An old man bought Zhou Zishu for a silver crumble

Gu Xiang and Zhang Chengling have used barrels of poop in a fight.

with every episode it becomes clearer that kenobi was not written for the star wars dudebros who want to see darth vader and obi-wan kenobi duke it out. it is made for the ani and obi girlies who want to see their boys as pathetic middle aged men going through a divorce and as one of those girlies i am THRIVING