#its a secret
with her new swim goggles her times improved dramatically how a simple change in eye wear alone could possibly have such a positive effect remains a mystery.
I guess there are some things we’ll just never know the answer to
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Tumblr just gave me $5 so uh lol
thanks for making me slightly less poor @tipsfromtee
Oh oops! I haven’t been around much, but my writing juices have been flowing and I am excited to share some teasers about my upcoming book . Do you have any ideas of what it could be? Leave a comment and let me know!
Actually REAL wingwoman work is when you’re a lesbian flight attendant and a middleaged man thanks you for his drink and catches your arm very gently and flirtatiously says “My name is Devon,” and you say “Ok” and walk away, and then after the flight as he’s leaving the plane he catches your other flight attendant and asks her what your name is and without skipping a beat she says “She doesn’t have one.”
Nobody tell Hora, but I’m definitely screwing him on Saturday.
