#its fucking sweltering here i had like 10 of these

It’s summertime!

For a happy and successful summer, follow these easy steps:

1. Ignore your job, studies, or whatever other duties you have until you get fired, expelled, banished, etc.
2. End up on a desert island. Enslave all its inhabitants. Have one of them whip you up this fantastic cocktail - the Prospero.
3. Set up an elaborate plot to get your revenge on… actually, you know what, that sounds too exhausting.
4. Continue ignoring your responsibilities and have your servant make you another cocktail instead.

Ingredients:

• Lemon juice
  
• 4 cl Curaçao
  
• Tonic water
• A handful of kumquats

Preparation:

Make ice cubes out of the lemon juice (mixed with water if you’re not into overly sour stuff). Cut the kumquats in half to set free their flavour. Chuck everything together in a glass befitting your station as a colonialist asshat rightful ruler of this island. See, it’s really easy. Even a caricature of societies wrongfully perceived as beneath you due to blatant racism stupid servant should manage that.