#jackharknessmeme
Alright, I’m headed down to the ranch for a week. @iantojonesmeme,@jackharknessmeme, hit me up if you want to meet the horses at any point.
Horses? Ranch?
Yeah, my extended family lives down in Georgia (the state not the country) on a ranch. Livestock, crops, stuff like that.
I’m of the understanding that I shouldn’t be putting Capt. Harkness on horseback though.
Indeed not, he’s pregnant.
Well, my cousin Marge has had three of her own, and we’re a pretty progressive family. I’m sure she’d be happy to help pamper Jack if all y'all want some time off the grid and some good old Southern home cooking.
@jackharknessmeme Babe, how about a vacation?
Like I said, horses terrify me but the mood swings have officially started so I would love a vacation.
I will begin packing.
Pack sunscreen, shorts, and t-shirts, it’ll be warmer than you’re used to.
We’ll do that.
Alright, I’m headed down to the ranch for a week. @iantojonesmeme,@jackharknessmeme, hit me up if you want to meet the horses at any point.
Horses? Ranch?
Yeah, my extended family lives down in Georgia (the state not the country) on a ranch. Livestock, crops, stuff like that.
I’m of the understanding that I shouldn’t be putting Capt. Harkness on horseback though.
Indeed not, he’s pregnant.
Well, my cousin Marge has had three of her own, and we’re a pretty progressive family. I’m sure she’d be happy to help pamper Jack if all y'all want some time off the grid and some good old Southern home cooking.
@jackharknessmeme Babe, how about a vacation?
Like I said, horses terrify me but the mood swings have officially started so I would love a vacation.
I will begin packing.
Alright, I’m headed down to the ranch for a week. @iantojonesmeme,@jackharknessmeme, hit me up if you want to meet the horses at any point.
Horses? Ranch?
Yeah, my extended family lives down in Georgia (the state not the country) on a ranch. Livestock, crops, stuff like that.
I’m of the understanding that I shouldn’t be putting Capt. Harkness on horseback though.
Indeed not, he’s pregnant.
Well, my cousin Marge has had three of her own, and we’re a pretty progressive family. I’m sure she’d be happy to help pamper Jack if all y'all want some time off the grid and some good old Southern home cooking.
@jackharknessmeme Babe, how about a vacation?
Alright, I’m headed down to the ranch for a week. @iantojonesmeme,@jackharknessmeme, hit me up if you want to meet the horses at any point.
Horses? Ranch?
Yeah, my extended family lives down in Georgia (the state not the country) on a ranch. Livestock, crops, stuff like that.
I’m of the understanding that I shouldn’t be putting Capt. Harkness on horseback though.
Indeed not, he’s pregnant.
I’m excited for winter but I also forgot how much being pregnant sucks
Anything I can do for you love?
Ugh, I don’t even know. The first two months of me being pregnant is just morning sickness and exhaustion and migraines, I hate this part.
I’ve a bucket, a movie, and some of those cookies you had yesterday.
He gives him a tiny smile
Thanks. Y’know what I could really use is a head rub? And maybe some cuddles? With Pusheen and you?
Ferdi’s also been avoiding me like the plague, guess he’s noticed I’m pregnant.
Of course love.
And actually you know how random things have been appearing just when you need them? Usually it’s your favorite socks? I’ve caught him bringing them to you and disappearing before you can catch him yourself.
… babe your gonna make me cryI love our pets so much
Dear, if you cry, I’ll cry, then we’ll both be a mess.
He snuggles the other man and peppers him with kisses eagerly.
I’m excited for winter but I also forgot how much being pregnant sucks
Anything I can do for you love?
Ugh, I don’t even know. The first two months of me being pregnant is just morning sickness and exhaustion and migraines, I hate this part.
I’ve a bucket, a movie, and some of those cookies you had yesterday.
He gives him a tiny smile
Thanks. Y’know what I could really use is a head rub? And maybe some cuddles? With Pusheen and you?
Ferdi’s also been avoiding me like the plague, guess he’s noticed I’m pregnant.
Of course love.
And actually you know how random things have been appearing just when you need them? Usually it’s your favorite socks? I’ve caught him bringing them to you and disappearing before you can catch him yourself.
Gwen, I hope there’s still those pickles you bought. Jack is not in the best mood…
There’s a cafeteria sized bucket of them in the big walk in fridge. I figured Jack would need a fair few
You’re a lifesaver thank you!
I’m excited for winter but I also forgot how much being pregnant sucks
Anything I can do for you love?
Ugh, I don’t even know. The first two months of me being pregnant is just morning sickness and exhaustion and migraines, I hate this part.
I’ve a bucket, a movie, and some of those cookies you had yesterday.
I’m excited for winter but I also forgot how much being pregnant sucks
Anything I can do for you love?
Gwen, I hope there’s still those pickles you bought. Jack is not in the best mood…
If anyone so much as touches Jack’s ice cream, don’t look at me for help. I know better than to touch it without his permission. Especially for the next…9? 8 months? The rest of the pregnancy.
Male pregnancies last 6-8, typically. Mine might actually be a little longer after so long adjusting to the 21st century and its birth control.
Oh wow that is short…okay, so we may want to start getting stuff together right away then?
If anyone so much as touches Jack’s ice cream, don’t look at me for help. I know better than to touch it without his permission. Especially for the next…9? 8 months? The rest of the pregnancy.
So I’ve been looking up things that tend to come up with pregnancies…if Jack starts ‘nesting’, I’m just gonna let him nest to his heart’s content.
I have been known to nest in the past. I also get cravings, just as a warning.
Hey, I’ve been thinking… while Owen can obviously handle the day to day stuff, do you think we should ask that Star Trek doctor to do the birth? I mean, he’s from a universe where he’s definately done a male birth before. I think I’d kinda feel a little more comfortable knowing Owen could at least call for advice.
Sweetheart, it is up to you. If that is what you want, than we can do that. And I think Owen would be absolutely thrilled to learn from him.
As for the other…I got you all your favorite flavors of ice cream, as a certain blue furball managed to chew through the container and eat all the chocolate kind.
So I’ve been looking up things that tend to come up with pregnancies…if Jack starts ‘nesting’, I’m just gonna let him nest to his heart’s content.
Hello fans. My soon to be husband is pregnant, and we found out yesterday. We would have kept updating you all if it we’re not for the literal waterfall of joy and nervousness that Jack and I emitted afterwards.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
I couldn’t be more ready if I tried love.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
Jack took the test and then came out and sat outside the bathroom
Now we wait five minutes.
Ianto pulled him into his lap and his arms for a hug.
I love you.
You sure we’re ready for this? I mean, I love you too, but… this feels real, really real. And it’s… I’m excitedand also terrified, y’know?
Ianto nodded and kissed his cheek fondly.
If you change your mind at all, I won’t mind one bit. It’s okay to be nervous love. I’m nervous as well, but you’ve got more of a reason for being nervous than I do.
I really want the test to be positive.
He smiled and kissed his other cheek.
I think it will be.
… hey, Ian? If… I mean, obviously, we’re gonna do everything to be safe and prevent any… incidents but… if something… happens, if… if I lose the baby, you won’t…
Jack looks away, biting his lip
You wouldn’t leave me, right?
Babe, I would never leave you for something like that, if we were to lose them, I’d stand with you through it all, and will do so should it happen.
He snuggled him closer to his chest and peppered him with soft kisses.
I figured but- god in the past people were really big dicks and then I lost two years of my memory and… ugh, it was a clusterfuck. I just… I wanna have kids with you. And I want things to go well.
Speaking of… That’s five minutes. You wanna check or do you want me?
He grinned and placed one more kiss to his nose.
Together?
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
Jack took the test and then came out and sat outside the bathroom
Now we wait five minutes.
Ianto pulled him into his lap and his arms for a hug.
I love you.
You sure we’re ready for this? I mean, I love you too, but… this feels real, really real. And it’s… I’m excitedand also terrified, y’know?
Ianto nodded and kissed his cheek fondly.
If you change your mind at all, I won’t mind one bit. It’s okay to be nervous love. I’m nervous as well, but you’ve got more of a reason for being nervous than I do.
I really want the test to be positive.
He smiled and kissed his other cheek.
I think it will be.
… hey, Ian? If… I mean, obviously, we’re gonna do everything to be safe and prevent any… incidents but… if something… happens, if… if I lose the baby, you won’t…
Jack looks away, biting his lip
You wouldn’t leave me, right?
Babe, I would never leave you for something like that, if we were to lose them, I’d stand with you through it all, and will do so should it happen.
He snuggled him closer to his chest and peppered him with soft kisses.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
Jack took the test and then came out and sat outside the bathroom
Now we wait five minutes.
Ianto pulled him into his lap and his arms for a hug.
I love you.
You sure we’re ready for this? I mean, I love you too, but… this feels real, really real. And it’s… I’m excitedand also terrified, y’know?
Ianto nodded and kissed his cheek fondly.
If you change your mind at all, I won’t mind one bit. It’s okay to be nervous love. I’m nervous as well, but you’ve got more of a reason for being nervous than I do.
I really want the test to be positive.
He smiled and kissed his other cheek.
I think it will be.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
Jack took the test and then came out and sat outside the bathroom
Now we wait five minutes.
Ianto pulled him into his lap and his arms for a hug.
I love you.
You sure we’re ready for this? I mean, I love you too, but… this feels real, really real. And it’s… I’m excitedand also terrified, y’know?
Ianto nodded and kissed his cheek fondly.
If you change your mind at all, I won’t mind one bit. It’s okay to be nervous love. I’m nervous as well, but you’ve got more of a reason for being nervous than I do.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
Jack took the test and then came out and sat outside the bathroom
Now we wait five minutes.
Ianto pulled him into his lap and his arms for a hug.
I love you.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
I keep some pregnancy tests under the sink in case of emergencies, grab me one? I’ll text Owen and tell him to hold off until we check.
Of course dear.
Trying to remain calm, but he can’t stop grinning for the life of him.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
Yes… but I only get that when I’m pregnant
He gives Ianto a pointed look
Ianto’s eyebrows shot up a grin spreading across his face.
You’re pregnant?
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
Ianto. I have morning sickness.
He nodded and helped him into the bathroom.
Isn’t that where you throw up every morning?
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
I’m really tired even though I slept like a rock last night, and I feel vaguely lightheaded. Also for the past couple of days I’ve been getting nauseous but only in the mor…nings….
… Ianto put me down please.
Ianto very carefully set him down just outside the bathroom.
I’ve texted Owen, he is on his way.
@iantojonesmeme I think I need to go see Owen, I feel all… weird
What kind of weird?
He walks in speedily, not even hesitating to scoop Jack up into his arms in a sort of half hug half carry.
So apparently that cat thing wore off in 24 hours
A full day cuddling @iantojonesmeme was nice though.
@beth-the-meme-weaver thanks for being so concerned about me
You are the cuddliest and cutest cat ever next to Push. And very loud.
I was scared! I was suddenly about a foot off the ground and I didn’t have thumbs!
I did get to talk to push though. She really really loves you, and requests that we buy some carrots.
You were still adorable.
So apparently that cat thing wore off in 24 hours
A full day cuddling @iantojonesmeme was nice though.
@beth-the-meme-weaver thanks for being so concerned about me
You are the cuddliest and cutest cat ever next to Push. And very loud.
Gwen, I hope there’s still those pickles you bought. Jack is not in the best mood…
There’s a cafeteria sized bucket of them in the big walk in fridge. I figured Jack would need a fair few
You’re a lifesaver thank you!
It’s the least I can do to help. What are friends for?
Gwen, I hope there’s still those pickles you bought. Jack is not in the best mood…
There’s a cafeteria sized bucket of them in the big walk in fridge. I figured Jack would need a fair few
