Cassandra Clare about to release a snippet telling us that Jem has Wills initials carved on his silent brother staff knowing full well it’s gonna kill us:

Literally everyone: Tessa you can’t be with both of them

Tessa, about to absolutely blow their minds: oh, haven’t you heard?

*wills phone ringing*

Tessa: wow you still call your father daddy? What are you, three?

Will, making direct eye contact with Tessa: Hey Jem

Tessa: Will, what is that?

Will: it’s my to do list

Tessa: that’s just Jem and I’s names on a piece of paper

Will: and?

Will: how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Tessa: I don’t know, how is Jem doing?

Will: I’m doing g- wait

Gabriel: *breathes* Will:

Will: Man, the moon sure is beautiful tonight

Tessa: Yeah it sure is

Will: you know what else is beautiful?

Tessa + Will at the exact same time: Jem

Kid: Dad, why is my brother named James?

Will: Because your mother and I loved my parabatai

Kid: What about me?

Will: That’s enough questions, Demon Pox

Jem: Wanna hear a joke?

Will:Sure.

Jem: What did the duck say to the bartender?

Will: *intense thinking*

Jem: “Put it on my bill”

Will, frustrated that he couldn’t figure it out: nO dUcK jOkEs In ThIs InStItUtE!Do YoU wAnT tHe CaNnIbAl DuCkS tO iNvAdE hUmAnItY??