#jc why is this so long
Types of Ravenclaws
The procrastinator
- terrible at theory but the best at practical material
- doesn’t do shit in class but somehow does really well on tests
- lowkey stressed about their grades but studying also makes them stressed
- they’re just always stressed
- reads to forget about their problems but then finishes the book and feels worse
The minimalist
- kinda bad at school but takes really good notes
- goody two shoes
- very posh™ clothing style
- has those wire glasses
but has 20/20 vision - always eats breakfast
The conspiracy theorist
- sleep? idk her
- sugar coffee sugar sugar c a f f e i n e
- conspiracy theories
- aggresive peace signs
- either super bubbly or super tired
The hardcore
- cries during every music theory class and test but lowkey loves them
- don’t fuck with them they will engage in a full fledge debate, even running on two hours of sleep (especially running on two hours of sleep)
- excels at presentations, great public speaker, very sociable™
- highkey competitive
- has way too many friends and can never find time to hang out with all of them because they’re always busy
The researcher
- alchemy theory makes them n u t
- researches dark arts and torture methods for funsies and because they find it interesting
- loves brain teasers
- is probably subscribed to brilliant even though their riddles are “too easy”
but ofc they watch their videos anyways - wants to learn latin
- watches hour long documentaries on youtube
The softie
- reads fanfiction “for the literature”
- is known for bringing up random animal facts
- their guilty pleasure is kicking people’s asses in chess
- always tries their best
- “guys you have to stay hydrated! otherwise you’ll get a really bad hangover”
The artsy one
- takes the train even when it’s less convenient
- buys pretty stationary to motivate themselves to study
- ends up watching calligraphy tutorials and bullet journal vlogs for hours on end instead of doing their homework
- has an architecture pinterest board
- draws and paints while listening to sufjan stevens
- a hoe for vintage cameras and photography
The relatable one
- always on tumblr or typing something on their phone
- probably has both an aesthetics and a shitpost blog
- sleeps in till 2pm “by accident”
- blasts pop punk music at 4am while having a dance party alone in their room
The aggravating one
- the try hard ravenclaw hates them with a burning passion
- is great at bullshitting presentations
- whips up a project that looks super complicated but actually took them half an hour to do
and the teacher always loves it - isn’t into fandoms
- only drinks juice boxes
- pretends like they don’t care but secretly they do