#harry potter text post
Sirius: You look weird when you don’t wear your glasses.
James: Oh, really?
James: Well, I think you look way better when I don’t wear my glasses.
Sirius: Thanks, man!
Sirius: … wait!
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Hermione: What’s your preferred study method?
Harry: coffee and tears
Hermione: How about we try flashcards?
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Snape: Hey, you wanna get kicked out of this class?
Harry: It’s my dream!
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Neville: I hear crying.
Neville: Oh, wait, it’s just me
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Hermione: Is something burning?
Ron: Just my desire for you.
Hermione:…
Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.
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hermione, while maintaining eye contact with harry: put a finger down if you’ve ever became so obsessed with someone that you stalked them around the clock and knew their location and you practically forgot about your favourite sport, and you justified all of this by saying thatthis person (malfoy ahem) was “up to something”.
Types of Ravenclaws
The procrastinator
- terrible at theory but the best at practical material
- doesn’t do shit in class but somehow does really well on tests
- lowkey stressed about their grades but studying also makes them stressed
- they’re just always stressed
- reads to forget about their problems but then finishes the book and feels worse
The minimalist
- kinda bad at school but takes really good notes
- goody two shoes
- very posh™ clothing style
- has those wire glasses
but has 20/20 vision - always eats breakfast
The conspiracy theorist
- sleep? idk her
- sugar coffee sugar sugar c a f f e i n e
- conspiracy theories
- aggresive peace signs
- either super bubbly or super tired
The hardcore
- cries during every music theory class and test but lowkey loves them
- don’t fuck with them they will engage in a full fledge debate, even running on two hours of sleep (especially running on two hours of sleep)
- excels at presentations, great public speaker, very sociable™
- highkey competitive
- has way too many friends and can never find time to hang out with all of them because they’re always busy
The researcher
- alchemy theory makes them n u t
- researches dark arts and torture methods for funsies and because they find it interesting
- loves brain teasers
- is probably subscribed to brilliant even though their riddles are “too easy”
but ofc they watch their videos anyways - wants to learn latin
- watches hour long documentaries on youtube
The softie
- reads fanfiction “for the literature”
- is known for bringing up random animal facts
- their guilty pleasure is kicking people’s asses in chess
- always tries their best
- “guys you have to stay hydrated! otherwise you’ll get a really bad hangover”
The artsy one
- takes the train even when it’s less convenient
- buys pretty stationary to motivate themselves to study
- ends up watching calligraphy tutorials and bullet journal vlogs for hours on end instead of doing their homework
- has an architecture pinterest board
- draws and paints while listening to sufjan stevens
- a hoe for vintage cameras and photography
The relatable one
- always on tumblr or typing something on their phone
- probably has both an aesthetics and a shitpost blog
- sleeps in till 2pm “by accident”
- blasts pop punk music at 4am while having a dance party alone in their room
The aggravating one
- the try hard ravenclaw hates them with a burning passion
- is great at bullshitting presentations
- whips up a project that looks super complicated but actually took them half an hour to do
and the teacher always loves it - isn’t into fandoms
- only drinks juice boxes
- pretends like they don’t care but secretly they do
Draco: *bends over to pick up book*
Harry: *raises eyebrow*
Draco: *looks over shoulder and smirks*
Harry: *blushes*
Ron: *looks into the camera like on the office*
The golden and silver trio’s reactions to Draco dancing to that one caramell song (you know the one):
Ron: *slowly backs away and closes door*
Blaise: what. the. bloody. fuck.
Hermione: … I’m not even going to ask
Harry: *muffled laughter*
Pansy: you started without me bitch??
Bonus:
Lucius: Draco, what are you doing?!
Draco: Father, I can explain!
Lucius: There’s no need. *hugs Draco* I’m very proud of you, son. I’ve raised you well *wipes tear*
Draco, internally: what the fuck
Snape: do you remember me telling you that we are practicing nonverbal spells, potter?
Harry, stiffly: yes
Snape: yes sir
Harry, looking at snape dead in the eyes: ok boomer
Harry: hey, what’s up babe?
Draco, crying: my socks don’t match and my sheets are untucked and my life is falling apart
When your friends ask you what you did last night:
Draco when Harry says “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself”:
Draco when Harry rejects his friendship in year 1:
Only real ones remember when Neville blew himself up and the golden trio, Dumbledore and Snape all ate his corpse
Remus, surrounded by books: I’m like four days past my bed time and emotionally shattered…
Remus: Yet I’ve never felt this alive!
Sirius: Moony single handly has the power to ruin my New Year if he doesnt doesn’t kiss me at midnight.
James:
James: I would say the same about Lily but…
Sirius: …it would never happen to begin with?
Remus: I am alive for three reasons.
Remus: I was born, I have managed to not be killed yet, and Sirius refuses to let me die.
Sirius: Someone peer pressure me to do my homework today…
Marlene: Do it or you’re straight.
Sirius: I said pressure not THREATEN!!
Walburga: I raised perfectly functional children.
Regulus: Do you have other children we don’t know about?
Sirius: Maybe some that you actuallyraised.
James: Hey Lily, I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A!
Lily: You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn’t you?
James:
James: Whet in merlin’s neme?!
Kidnapper: We have your kid.
Euphemia: Which one?
Kidnapper: Umm… black hair, short, curses with a passion…
Euphemia: Oh you mean Sirius. If you think he’s bad wait until you meet the other three.
Remus: *loathing Sirius for eating his chocolate*
Sirius: *cracks a sly joke and grins at Remus*
Remus: *loathes him slightly less*
Sirius,at 6am: Well my day is officially ruined.
Remus: And why is that?
Sirius: Because you woke up exactly 30 seconds ago and haven’t given me a hug yet.
Remus: I talk to myself a lot because I need an expert opinion.
