Me to my cat when she asks me to let her outside for the 394th time today

Well I had to meme this photoshoot.

Where would voldemort go if he played the trumpet?

Jazzkaban

Types of Ravenclaws

The procrastinator

• terrible at theory but the best at practical material
• doesn’t do shit in class but somehow does really well on tests
• lowkey stressed about their grades but studying also makes them stressed
• they’re just always stressed
• reads to forget about their problems but then finishes the book and feels worse

The minimalist

• kinda bad at school but takes really good notes
• goody two shoes
• very posh™ clothing style
• has those wire glasses but has 20/20 vision
• always eats breakfast

The conspiracy theorist

• sleep? idk her
• sugar coffee sugar sugar c a f f e i n e
• conspiracy theories
• aggresive peace signs
• either super bubbly or super tired

The hardcore

• cries during every music theory class and test but lowkey loves them
• don’t fuck with them they will engage in a full fledge debate, even running on two hours of sleep (especially running on two hours of sleep)
• excels at presentations, great public speaker, very sociable™
• highkey competitive
• has way too many friends and can never find time to hang out with all of them because they’re always busy

The researcher

• alchemy theory makes them n u t
• researches dark arts and torture methods for funsies and because they find it interesting
• loves brain teasers
• is probably subscribed to brilliant even though their riddles are “too easy” but ofc they watch their videos anyways
• wants to learn latin
• watches hour long documentaries on youtube

The softie

• reads fanfiction “for the literature”
• is known for bringing up random animal facts
• their guilty pleasure is kicking people’s asses in chess
• always tries their best
• “guys you have to stay hydrated! otherwise you’ll get a really bad hangover”

The artsy one

• takes the train even when it’s less convenient
• buys pretty stationary to motivate themselves to study
• ends up watching calligraphy tutorials and bullet journal vlogs for hours on end instead of doing their homework
• has an architecture pinterest board
• draws and paints while listening to sufjan stevens
• a hoe for vintage cameras and photography

The relatable one

• always on tumblr or typing something on their phone
• probably has both an aesthetics and a shitpost blog
• sleeps in till 2pm “by accident”
• blasts pop punk music at 4am while having a dance party alone in their room

The aggravating one

• the try hard ravenclaw hates them with a burning passion
• is great at bullshitting presentations
• whips up a project that looks super complicated but actually took them half an hour to do and the teacher always loves it
• isn’t into fandoms
• only drinks juice boxes
• pretends like they don’t care but secretly they do

The golden and silver trio’s reactions to Draco dancing to that one caramell song (you know the one):

Ron: *slowly backs away and closes door*

Blaise: what. the. bloody. fuck.

Hermione: … I’m not even going to ask

Harry: *muffled laughter*

Pansy: you started without me bitch??

Bonus:

Lucius: Draco, what are you doing?!

Draco: Father, I can explain!

Lucius: There’s no need. *hugs Draco* I’m very proud of you, son. I’ve raised you well *wipes tear*

Draco, internally: what the fuck

Snape: do you remember me telling you that we are practicing nonverbal spells, potter?

Harry, stiffly: yes

Snape: yes sir

Harry, looking at snape dead in the eyes: ok boomer

When your friends ask you what you did last night:

Draco when Harry says “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself”:

Thank you @thetolkiengeek for this glorious, glorious image

Bonus from Inktober day 21! Because I love crossovers and memes, haha!

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