#jesper

jack wolfe went into s&b looking for a job and he came out with thousands of gay teenagers worshipping him and i think that’s beautiful

The jeswei agenda, featuring a figure skater kuwei who hates press conferences so he pretends he can’t speak English, and a fellow ice skater Jesper who’s the only one to know half the shit Kuwei is up to

odyssius-deactivated20220309:

@fantasysociety game 2 | favourite character -> Jesper Fahey

has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?

kaz: here’s what we gotta do. we gotta find the passion that we have in life, and we gotta hold on to it. just like - i can’t believe i’m saying this - just like jesper

jesper: hey, look at that! i’ve never been an inspiration before

jesper: i don’t like it, too much responsibility

jesper, holding up his school notes: and then this doodle of a burrito because when i first read aristotle, i thought it was pronounced like “chipotle”.

jesper, in shock: wait a minute, is it “chip-o-tottle”?

jesper: kaz is not a morning person. or a night person. there’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

kaz: the best part is you never know when they’re coming.

jesper: you know, not every problem can be solved with a knife

inej: that’s why i carry 14

wylan: did it hurt when you fell-

jesper: from heaven? wow, i didn’t think you were such a flirt-

wylan: no, i meant when you fell down the stairs.

jesper: …

wylan: you just laid there for 15 minutes.

jesper: and what do i get out of this?

kaz: i will give you ten kruge.

jesper:: who do you think i am? i would never do it for ten kruge!

kaz: how bout twelve kruge?

jesper: you got yourself a deal.

jesper: think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

kaz: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

jesper: come on, i wasn’t that drunk last night.

inej: you were flirting with wylan.

jesper: so what? he’s my boyfriend.

inej: you asked him if he was single.

jesper:

inej: and then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

jesper: am i in trouble?

kaz: take a guess.

jesper:no?

kaz: take another guess.

wylan: is something burning?

jesper: just my love for you

wylan:

wylan: jesper, the toaster is on fire

wylan: it’s dark in here

jesper: don’t worry i got this

jesper: *stomps his feet*

jesper: *skechers light up*

inej, setting down a card: ace of spades

nina, pulling out an uno card:+4

jesper, pulling out a pokemon card: charizard, i choose you

wylan, shaking: what are we playing

kaz:life