#jinx the loose cannon

luxannaray:

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ᴊɪɴx, ᴠɪ, ᴇᴋᴋᴏ ᴄᴀɪᴛʟʏɴ ❴ ❵

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lepusrufus:

Give Caitlyn lil’ shit rights, she deserves it

Based on that one video made by @/cenikicosplay bc I watched it on a loop while laughing my ass off for a few good minutes the first time I saw it. So naturally I had to shitpost.

-I need to purge my urges/shame shame shame-

Silco: jinx is the reason I need more sleep AND the reason I get less

Sevika:

Sevika: that’s hella impressive though you gotta admit

Sevika: did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Jinx: should I not have?

Sevika: …. You should not have

Jinx: how did you find me?

Silco: simple, someone reported an explosion happening here about an hour ago

Silco: didn’t take me long to figure out the rest

Vi: I’ll pick you up at 8

Jinx:okay!

*8:01*

Jinx: all a woman every does is lie

Vi: this is a hard escape room

Jinx: it’s a family dinner

(This is definitely the dinner scene)

Sevika: I never considered you a rival

Jinx: I never considered you at all

Sevika: well thats just hurtful

Jinx: I’m too young to die but too old to eat off the kids menu

Jinx: what a stupid age

Caitlyn: did it hurt?

Jinx: did what hurt?

Caitlyn: when you broke through the earths crust, rising from hell

Silco: how long have you been up?

Jinx: I got two hours of sleep on Friday

Silco: okay but that doesn’t answer my question

Silco: wait, you know it’s Monday, right?

Jinx, rolling down the window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Officer: um get the hell out of my car

Someone: *is drowning*

Jinx: i would save them, but who am I to play god

What could have been.