#jokes aside

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mack3030:

//this is totally a joke//

But literally think of how much angst cowbuild and co could have saved by just buying me off. I’m a dirt poor teacher.

here if you don’t talk about paywalls we’ll give you a working sharpie now fuck off.

/joke is over now/

Sunny, teacher’s daughter to current teacher, make an Amazon wishlist that doesn’t have your address and post it in a reblog of this post. You have enough friends and enough reach to outfit your classroom with supplies. It is a travesty that in one of the richest countries in the world, teachers are expected to provide supplies from their own pockets.

friedgoats:

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Legra in Lady Gaga’s meat dress for @the-silliest-idiot, who had the beautiful idea.

Also I recorded a bad timelapse.

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cogfunctions:

Ni to Se: confirms theory by observing reality.

Se to Ni: experiences reality to confirm theory.

Ne to Si: explores reality to store experience.

Si to Ne: compiles experience to examine reality.

well, seems i will have to catch up with the show now, huh lmao

Funny memes aside. Hematite rings are a subject I feel I should bring up. It doesn’t break bec

Funny memes aside. Hematite rings are a subject I feel I should bring up. It doesn’t break because it absorbed negative energy, if that was so then all Hematite would crumble.

I have owned a few Hematite rings in my life, and I will say that they are very fragile. If you want to own one, go ahead! But, these rings are not for every day wear as they will break very easily. One drop the wrong way, or you accidentally bump it on a door/gate closing it? Say bye to your ring.

I will say though that it can absorb negative energies, but you can just carry a piece of Hematite, or get a Hematite necklace or bracelet. Hematite just is too breakable when thin like a ring. I have a good sized chunk for a pendant I have owned for a while now. I only take it off for when I shower or when I cleanse/clean the stone.

If you have a piece of Hematite, or stone you have been using that likely has a lot of your energy in it. Such as a pendulum, or rubbing stone that tells you it’s done doing it’s job. Keep it but don’t use it as you did before, give it a new life as something else. Often they want to continue helping you. Feel free to use them still as a crystal, or altar piece. Give them new purpose.

In some cases, I will say they are tired and done fully with their purpose. And they will request to be done. That is a time when you bury them, respectfully laying them to rest in the Earth maybe to be found again someday. Put them somewhere where they will feel at home, and comfortable. Maybe a really pretty spot that feels just right.

Be careful with rings, try not to drop your more frail or thin rubbing stones, and live a happy full life. Not everything is gone after it breaks, reuse what you can if it permits.

Love,

Sweater


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sexhaver:

sexhaver:

icexprincess:

sexhaver:

i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?

I will hit you with my car.

Then I’ll stop, get out and offer to take you to the hospital, visibly upset.

It’s just an act of course. I’m not actually upset lol.

Then I’ll take you home and dispose of your stupid ugly fucking body and no one will ever fucking find you.

Do not fucking test me.

I am not a good person lol

(Yes the police will question me when you’re reported missing, but they won’t have enough evidence to build a case against me, and without a body, it can’t be considered murder. You’ll always be considered a missing person)

are you mad at me?

this post is doing numbers in the second-degree murder fandom

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