#jokes aside
//this is totally a joke//
But literally think of how much angst cowbuild and co could have saved by just buying me off. I’m a dirt poor teacher.
here if you don’t talk about paywalls we’ll give you a working sharpie now fuck off.
/joke is over now/
Sunny, teacher’s daughter to current teacher, make an Amazon wishlist that doesn’t have your address and post it in a reblog of this post. You have enough friends and enough reach to outfit your classroom with supplies. It is a travesty that in one of the richest countries in the world, teachers are expected to provide supplies from their own pockets.
jonathan taking x-kryptonite+2x04
(Do not repost)
Legra in Lady Gaga’s meat dress for @the-silliest-idiot, who had the beautiful idea.
Also I recorded a bad timelapse.
Ni to Se: confirms theory by observing reality.
Se to Ni: experiences reality to confirm theory.
Ne to Si: explores reality to store experience.
Si to Ne: compiles experience to examine reality.
well, seems i will have to catch up with the show now, huh lmao
i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?
I will hit you with my car.
Then I’ll stop, get out and offer to take you to the hospital, visibly upset.
It’s just an act of course. I’m not actually upset lol.
Then I’ll take you home and dispose of your stupid ugly fucking body and no one will ever fucking find you.
Do not fucking test me.
I am not a good person lol
(Yes the police will question me when you’re reported missing, but they won’t have enough evidence to build a case against me, and without a body, it can’t be considered murder. You’ll always be considered a missing person)
are you mad at me?
this post is doing numbers in the second-degree murder fandom