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sorry once again don’t know much about the train men but everyone always draws Emmet with all those joltik and I am now imagining Laventon not only adoring those little things but sketching lots of little diagrams of them wouldn’t that be cute
Wait digging this out of the replies cuz pls imagine after Cyllene calms down because killing people(especially people related to a person you’re dating) is frowned upon the middle ground is Abra being hyper vigilant and so Emmet just has random joltik land on his head occasionally, regardless of what he’s doing just like *pop* joltik *pop* joltik every few hours or so
It gets so bad some of the village kids think he has magic powers(spell of summon joltik) but nah they just keep getting away from him and this is the alternative to Emmet being banished from the village with a giant “infested” sign taped to his forehead so eh
I mean Emmet’s totally chill with having Joltiks randomly dropped on him (not the weirdest thing to happen to him by a long shot) but uhhhhh yeah the spider bbs are ABSOLUTELY going to think it’s a game OR if they get turned around, they know that if they can at least find Cyllene they’ll be immediately sent to Emmet
Basically what I’m saying is that this turns Cyllene into a fast travel method and will only make them more likely to seek her out xD
get lost -> find strange blue lady -> get popped back to dad -> ??? -> profit!!!!
Oh god you’re so right fucking RIP for Cyllene’s sanity
Tho maybe if they dialed things WAY back Cyllene could start to work on overcoming her fear a little? Either by actually working on it OR by just getting used to being Hisui’s first public transit system servicing exclusively joltik.
Now it’d be REALLY funny if Cyllene starts sending other bugs Emmet’s way on accident. He’s used to cute lil joltiks landing on his head that’s fine but then one day he gets whapped over the head by a whole ass wurmple. Abra is just so concerned for it’s mom that it forgets to change the destination depending on which type of bug it is.
Emmet, surprise wurmple on head: …. It’s free wurmple.
rip Cyllene but at least it’s just Joltiks and not like weedless or something? XD tfw you have a big phobia and somehow become a bug Pokemons third fav person (1st Emmet, 2nd Ingo) accidentally
Emmet has accidentally become bug dad meanwhile Cyllene has accidentally(and unwillingly) become joltik…aunt?
God I’m just imagining her dealing with a lost joltik bby when she doesn’t have Abra and she’s not completely heartless(I mean she adopted the protag so fast) so she’s trying the whole “you have to be self sufficient in this world” act but the bby joltik is just starting to cry cuz?? Why blue lady not send me home?? I’m lost??? Blue lady is usually scary-nice but now she’s angry??? At me?????? and then Cyllene is trying not to cry cuz she hates bugs and can’t get near it but Child Need Help and it’s a mess
Eventually Ingo or someone finds them and it’s just the most pathetic sight in the entire world her and the joltik two feet from each other having completely confused scared sad breakdowns
GHFHODHXJCJLFJG
who would win: tiny electric spider pokemon or scary sword mama lady
truck question it’s neither
No one wins here, it’s all tears and awkward back pats
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