i think jonny sims should’ve also named the main character in his book after himself. like if you do it once it’s weird, if you do it twice it’s a coincidence but if you do it three times you are legally allowed to start the Jonny Sims Cinematic Universe (JSCU)
when jonny sims has to come up w/ a new fear avatar he just flips a coin and if it’s tails he makes a ridiculously hot woman with a dominating personality and if it’s heads he makes a crusty old man.
If the coin rolls under the couch he makes a twink named Michael
I think the funniest part of deciding to name the main character after himself is that Jonathan Sims isn’t even a self-insert for Jonathan Sims they’re like WILDLY different. Everyone else I’ve seen give a character their name has been like “it’s me but hotter”, INCLUDING JONNY IN A DIFFERENT PROJECT, but not here babey. Absolute mad lad absolute icon
So, since I have returned to this site, I’ve seen a few people going “oh no! what if Jonny looks at My Posts with the judgemental eyes of The Creator?! what if he reblogs me out of nowhere to the scorn of millions?”
Thus, in the interests of assuaging the growing Climate of Fear, I have composed the following
List of ways Jonny will be interacting with Tumblr dot com
Things Jonny will do
Shitpost / reblog shitposts
Answer asks that catch my fancy
Promote current projects or appearances
Things Jonny MIGHT do occasionally if the mood takes him
Quietly browse tags of finished projects (Magnus, Mechs, etc.)
Engage with posts that specifically @ me
Things Jonny almost certainly won’t do, but not going to swear to it
Answer asks about past projects (I’ve done plenty of Q&As and prefer to let them stand on their own)
Meaningfully engage with fandom stuff
Things Jonny will NEVERdo
Look at anything tagged #do not archive
Let you know whether or not I have seen your weird post about me or my work. You will never know.
Hope that clears things up and establishes that you have nothing to fear from my presence here. It’s fine. Go about your business. All is well.
So, since I have returned to this site, I’ve seen a few people going “oh no! what if Jonny looks at My Posts with the judgemental eyes of The Creator?! what if he reblogs me out of nowhere to the scorn of millions?”
Thus, in the interests of assuaging the growing Climate of Fear, I have composed the following
List of ways Jonny will be interacting with Tumblr dot com
Things Jonny will do
Shitpost / reblog shitposts
Answer asks that catch my fancy
Promote current projects or appearances
Things Jonny MIGHT do occasionally if the mood takes him
Quietly browse tags of finished projects (Magnus, Mechs, etc.)
Engage with posts that specifically @ me
Things Jonny almost certainly won’t do, but not going to swear to it
Answer asks about past projects (I’ve done plenty of Q&As and prefer to let them stand on their own)
Meaningfully engage with fandom stuff
Things Jonny will NEVERdo
Look at anything tagged #do not archive
Let you know whether or not I have seen your weird post about me or my work. You will never know.
Hope that clears things up and establishes that you have nothing to fear from my presence here. It’s fine. Go about your business. All is well.
