#junpei tenmyouji
imagine:
junpei wakes up in a freezer after a teeth transplant.
“june! i’m alive… are you ok?”
june doesn’t say anything
“you’re the one that gave me the teeth, aren’t you?”
junpei, santa and june then stay in the freezer and discuss ithe-9 with your new teeth
Professor Layton x Zero Escape
Junpei: my time-travel-reasearching girlfriend, now fiancé, was pulled into an incinerator by this greedy, corrupt guy, but I saved her past self by helping her solve a sudoku.
Layton: one puzzle? So it was quite that simple, eh? *sheds a single tear*
Future questions to bombard Uchikoshi with in place of sending him to horny jail:
- Is C-team a polycule?
- If so, are they all dating each other?
- Are Carlos and Akane dating Junpei but not each other?
- Are Junpei and Akane dating but Carlos is in a qpr with both of them?
- Does Clover have a crush on Alice?
- Phi’s canon sexuality?
- Why wasn’t there a cum joke when Sigma cut his hand to reveal white blood? I was totally expecting a cum joke.
- Was Delta ginger in his youth?
- What is Seven’s real name? (the most important question)
- Y’know what, let’s just ask him to give everyone full names at this point. Purely for the sake of tagging them.
Junpei Zero Escape being Just Some Guy is so funny. Like. Man. He has brown hair. He’s traumatized. He’s a guy you could meet anywhere. He’s insane. He’s in love. He’s kind of divorced. He’s intentionally let people die. He makes snarky comments. He’s semi-canonically bisexual. He might have dropped out of college to become a detective. He picked up a child from the trash. And he’s JUST SOME GUY!
Hello I love Zero Escape
it’s not your fault, junpei
“So everyday, after work, I’d drink myself to sleep. I slept in my bathtub with the shower running. It was the only way I was able to get the scent of blood off me…”
singularity
(late 999week day 5)