#jurand

Leo: If I pop off my leg…

Leo: and swing it at your head,

Leo: am I hitting or kicking you?

Jurand: …You’ll probably mentally scar me more than anything else.

Leo: I got a 100% in school 

Jurand[skeptical]: Really? What subject? 

Leo: 20% in maths, 20% in science, 20% in English, 30% in sports and 10% in social studies

Jurand: I just want you to know I’m here for you if you ever feel like talking or kissing someone.

Leo: Thank you, I appre— What?

Jurand:What?

Leo does not deserve Jurand.

The Wisdom of Crowds is right around the corner and I am so worried for Orso and surprisingly Victarine.

Leo and Savine need to go in the trash which means they probably won’t. Fuck.

Jurand and Leo should have one last meeting where Juju is like peace out bitch here’s my newboo Jappo, Ima king consort now (Duke consort??)

I need to know what Zuri is up to as well as that old fuck Bayaz also pls Joe some Khalul info???