#jurassic park incorrect quotes

Ian: “I have some exciting news! I’ve started seeing someone!

…

She is a therapist.

It is court mandated.

I am mentally unstable.”

Ellie: “so… I just found out that ‘stfu’ is not a short way of typing ‘stuff u’. I used this jokingly when texting Hammond, who didn’t know what it meant either, so I gave him what I thought was the correct meaning. He found it funny and is also now using it. I can still hear Ian laughing at me now.”