#source tiktok
Okuyasu: Oi, Josuke, what’s this?
Josuke: Oh, it’s almond milk. Why?
Okuyasu: …but almonds don’t have titties??
Sassy Child: Can I say a bad word?
Worried Mother: I-
Sassy Child: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!
Worried Mother: Yeah.
Sassy Child @ Dark Lord: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ BITCH!!!
Laid-Back: I walked in that motherfucker not giving a fuck and I walked out that bitch not giving a fuck.
Q: what’s your favorite Fall Out Boy song?
Luke: Honey I’ve been lying to you, I’m actually 42 rats in a human suit (my love language is misery)
Ashton: The only thing I’m pro at is Prozac (I love Chicago forever)
Mikey: The delusions of grandeur when you’re playing Lego Harry Potter (Wingardium Leviosa)
Calum: I hate it when the boys fall out. what are they falling out now, the windows?
Source; Bears in Trees’ Tiktok
James:(rubbing his forehead and muttering under his breath as a loud commotion is heard) not my circus not my monkeys, not my circus not my monkeys, not my circus (deep breath) not my monkeys.
(sees Oz and Constanza running away with Molly close behind, men chasing after them)
James: (Quickly running after them) This is my circus and those are my monkeys!!
Nadia:(looks up from her conversation with Quinn upon hearing a loud noise) Huh, look at the idiot trying to fight Coldwell.
Nadia:(eyes widen in realization) That’s our idiot.
Quinn:(Already on his feet) And it’s the smart one, MOLLY!
Paper Star:
Chase: Man Im finna whip dis hoe.
*Drives into a body of water*
Draco: I’m done with the conversation now
Harry: Sit back down
Draco: I’m sat
every friend group should include…
Makoto:Breathe if you think I’m cool!
Makoto:Byakuya, you’re turning blue.
“You keep sayin’ I have NO BITCHES, BUT WHERE ARE YOURS?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I DON’T SEE “EM!!!”
-JaunetoCardin, probably
James: good morning starshine, the earth says hello
remus: shut the fuck up
Mortal: okay so whats the hottest thing your partner has ever done on a date
Aphrodite, not even looking up from her phone:me
Steve: This breadstick is really good.
Matic: I made it from scratch.
Steve: Really? How’d you know how much flour and sugar and salt to put in it?
Matic:…
Matic: It’s called a recipe.
Person on phone: We have your child.
Zero: What are your demands?
Person on phone: Are you out of your mind? The daycare’s closing soon, come get him now!
BOTW Link: Haha…. what if…… we killed Rathalos together….. in the World of Light?……… Haha,,, I’m joking……Unless?..
BOTW Zelda, visiting: Link, what are they feeding you?
Sans, walking by:Hey.
Samus, very tired:Hey.
Samus:
Samus:
Samus, turning around:Wait.
Ian: “I have some exciting news! I’ve started seeing someone!
…
She is a therapist.
It is court mandated.
I am mentally unstable.”
Ruby: Hey Weiss, can we have chinese for dinner?
Weiss: What did you just call me?
Ruby: Weiss… your name
Weiss: [sad noises] My name is BABY
