He needs to be prepared. This is what he tells himself repeatedly in his head. He needs coins. This is just — a faster way to get them. Since they’re exhausted for the day, and there’s no other “quick” and “easy” and — less dangerous, he‘d also say but dealing Joonghyuk is anything but less dangerous.
In fact, he’s currently fearing for his life as he approaches him.
Completely Appropriate Question To Ask In The Middle Of A Restaurant Non-Date
pairing:kim dokja/bihyung
tags:alternative universe, humor, pining, disasters in love, rating may change
rating: ⚠️ mature ⚠️
chapter:1/?
summary:
He speaks calmly, as if this is something completely normal. Has Kim Dokja made similar offers before? Suggested sexual favours to show his gratitude? This has been sprung too quick on him, Bihyung has no idea on how to deal with it, who the HELL asks if they could blow you in the middle of the public. Bihyung should have known that something was up when the bastard asked him out on dinner — but he has a stupid crush and anyways, thought that Kim Dokja, the cheap bastard he is, wanted to make him buy dinner for him (he did).
Bihyung needs a couple — no, a whole lot of moments, preferably days, to digest this.
