#dokhyuk
Constantly vibrating with the need to rant about them to literally anyone within hearing distance
The most unrealistic part of orv is that dokja’s special interest is actually helpful
it’s so hard being friends with attractive assholes, pour one out for kdj. also “objectively” my ass
Objectively. If Kim Dokja were to make make an observation, objectively. It’s a known fact by everyone that Han Sooyoung and Yoo Joonghyuk are stupidly and uselessly — no, not entirely useless; it comes with its uses — attractive. They are handsome people and know it, those bastards. Han Sooyoung is shameless about it. Yoo Joonghyuk acts like he isn’t aware of it but he fully is and uses to his advantage whenever he wants.
And okay, listen. Kim Dokja is only one man. He isn’t going to be not affected by it, especially when they push themselves right into face — because they have no sense of personal space, those bastards. He’s tried not notice it, before, tried to close his eyes to it, but considering who they are, throws that idea out of the window within seconds of thinking of it. He, instead, tries to hide the knowledge from them. If they knew that he finds them even the littlest bit attractive they’d never let it go. He’d be endlessly tormented for entirety. Kim Dokja shudders. Yeah, he’s going to take this secret to the grave.
It’s getting progressively harder than he originally thought.
from the wip: dokhyuk // coins
He needs to be prepared. This is what he tells himself repeatedly in his head. He needs coins. This is just — a faster way to get them. Since they’re exhausted for the day, and there’s no other “quick” and “easy” and — less dangerous, he‘d also say but dealing Joonghyuk is anything but less dangerous.
In fact, he’s currently fearing for his life as he approaches him.
guys wearing jackets
Joongdok boyfriends on a cafe date???
Including, boyfriend shenangians
This post inspired by the multiple times I’ve shoved something up my friends’ mouth whenever I feed them something. Bridget if you’re seeing this don’t be offende—
POV: you are a mirror; or alternatively, you are hsy
Joongdok boyfriends staring down at you~
Additional shitpost: kdj flexing on these hoes with his killer moves
“Calm Before the Storm”
Affection meter: ∎∎∎∎ + 481 points ☆ ☆
Bc ofc I would draw smtg like this, since mr Shing song can’t stop teasing us abt it in the novel itself
This inspired by this great fic by @zxrysky bc she gave me everything I want from KDJ n YJH, you can check it out here https://archiveofourown.org/works/21596212(NSFW)
[ORV spoiler ch. 235!] KDJ and Woke pro-gamer YJH
Mean while JHY:
Yes, I’ll make so many cheap jokes abt this matter