it’s so hard being friends with attractive assholes, pour one out for kdj. also “objectively” my ass
Objectively. If Kim Dokja were to make make an observation, objectively. It’s a known fact by everyone that Han Sooyoung and Yoo Joonghyuk are stupidly and uselessly — no, not entirely useless; it comes with its uses — attractive. They are handsome people and know it, those bastards. Han Sooyoung is shameless about it. Yoo Joonghyuk acts like he isn’t aware of it but he fully is and uses to his advantage whenever he wants.
And okay, listen. Kim Dokja is only one man. He isn’t going to be not affected by it, especially when they push themselves right into face — because they have no sense of personal space, those bastards. He’s tried not notice it, before, tried to close his eyes to it, but considering who they are, throws that idea out of the window within seconds of thinking of it. He, instead, tries to hide the knowledge from them. If they knew that he finds them even the littlest bit attractive they’d never let it go. He’d be endlessly tormented for entirety. Kim Dokja shudders. Yeah, he’s going to take this secret to the grave.
It’s getting progressively harder than he originally thought.
Uriel notices the sudden frequency in hearts and special decorations that denoted towards romance during the beginning of February and bewilderedly, the country’s sudden love for chocolates, out of everything, with the new sales and discounts popping up everywhere and new delicious flavours of chocolate being introduced — not that Uriel was in any way complaining, or that she didn’t agree with it at all, she loves chocolate, she loves romance! This new change was very welcoming and exciting. It was just a bit bewildering to note this sudden change. She didn’t hear specific occurring that could have granted this — or maybe, it was about… the month? She does know that humans have many special holidays that they celebrate, like so many that it’s hard to keep up with them. In Eden, there was barely much time to celebrate anything.
Han Sooyoung makes a face, when she decides to consult her about it, “Urgh, that? It’s because Valentine’s Day is coming up. Despite how it’s on the fourteenth, because everyone likes to make unnecessary hype of it.”
“Valentine’s Day?” Uriel asks, with interest, at the same time that Shin Yoosung says, “But I though you liked valentine, Unnie? You always used to brag and complete with Ahjusshi about how much you chocolate got, but that changed… last year, now that I remember, I wonder why, was it because of someone specifi—”
“Inever,” Han Sooyoung interrupts, with vigor, throwing a glare at Shin Yoosung who was sitting in the corner of the room and doing her homework. “I never did any of that.” She repeats, forcefully. “I always hated Valentine’s Day. It’s a stupid holiday that everyone makes unnecessary deal out of it. And anyways, why are you talking and not doing your homework? What do you think Dokja will —”
As soon as Han Sooyoung mentions his name, Shin Yoosung immediately gets back to doing her work.
Asinteresting as that conversation was, Uriel still hasn’t gotten her explanation as to what Valentine’s Day is and asks Han Sooyoung, who looks like she wants to do anything but explain it, and turns to her laptop as if she isn’tgoingto and Uriel is about to protest when Han Sooyoung starts to speak.
“It’s usually when girls make chocolate and give to their crushes and stuff,” She explains, as she starts to type furiously, suspiciously fixing the screen with a glare, because Uriel knows the chapter she’s writing isn’t giving her any trouble, considering the lack of any glares and aggressiveness typing when Uriel first came to her and as much as she wants to comment on that, she focuses on Han Sooyoung’s words, instead. “But the meaning of it changed with time — now, you can give chocolate to whoever you want, it doesn’t matter if they aren’t your significant other or crush or if you aren’t a girl.”
That sounds exactly like Uriel’s kind of holiday. So exciting! Full of romance! With every moment she spends on this planet, the more Uriel falls in love with it — she’s never been so glad that Gabriel and her had crash-landed on Earth.
Completely Appropriate Question To Ask In The Middle Of A Restaurant Non-Date
pairing:kim dokja/bihyung
tags:alternative universe, humor, pining, disasters in love, rating may change
rating: ⚠️ mature ⚠️
chapter:1/?
summary:
He speaks calmly, as if this is something completely normal. Has Kim Dokja made similar offers before? Suggested sexual favours to show his gratitude? This has been sprung too quick on him, Bihyung has no idea on how to deal with it, who the HELL asks if they could blow you in the middle of the public. Bihyung should have known that something was up when the bastard asked him out on dinner — but he has a stupid crush and anyways, thought that Kim Dokja, the cheap bastard he is, wanted to make him buy dinner for him (he did).
Bihyung needs a couple — no, a whole lot of moments, preferably days, to digest this.
Kim Dokja could be in the wrong about an argument, he could be saying that the earth is flat and fire was cold instead of hot, but if it’s Yoo Joonghyuk who he is arguing against he’d rather die a slow painful death than admit he is in the wrong and I love him for it
