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Arthur: I am at a loss for words!
Gwaine, telling Lancelot later: Despite being lost for words, Arthur yelled at me and Percival for the next 45 minutes.

Arthur: Did Merlin just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Lancelot: Yeah.
Arthur: And did I do finger guns back?
Lancelot: Yeah, you did.

Gwaine: Name one time I haven’t acted professional!
Arthur: …You’re holding a juice box right now.
Gwaine: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.

Arthur: You read my diary?!
Merlin: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Merlin: Do you like my outfit?
Arthur: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Merlin, blushing: Arthur-
Arthur: I need your chair. Get up.

Arthur, going over Gwaine’s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Gwaine: Yes.

Arthur: Okay… may I know what you create?

Gwaine: Problems.

Arthur, to Merlin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Merlin, motioning to himself and Gwaine: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Percival: *Screams*

Gwaine: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Leon: Should we do something?

Arthur: No, I want to see who wins.

Merlin: So that’s my plan.

Arthur: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Merlin: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Arthur: It fucking sucks.

Merlin: That’s not constructive criticism.

Arthur: What did you do with the victim’s body?

Gwaine: What didn’t I do with the body?

Arthur:

Gwaine: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Arthur: Can you keep a secret?

Gaius: Do you know anything about my life?

Arthur: No I do not. Good point.

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