I like to imagine high school age otp where they’re at a dance and Person A is completely killing it they look/dance so good and B is just standing off to the side watching them but trying to look like they aren’t. And then during the slow song A just waltzes up to B and sweeps them onto the dance floor.
“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”
“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”
“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”
“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”
You found me wandering lost around an Ikea. We’re both lost and I’m getting really scared so you built us a fort and now the employees are trying to get us out of it.
I’ve lost my dog and I’ve been searching for them all day now. You found me crying on the curb and offered to help. I have no idea who you are but thank you so much for helping.
Our group had a lip sync battle and you got up there and lip synced to Sexy Back and didn’t break eye contact with me. I’m both turned on and embarrassed.
You pepper sprayed me in the face because you thought I was your creepy ex. I’m mad but then I actually looked at you and said a cheesy pick up line so now we’re just staring at each other awkwardly, but my eyes still burn please help.
FBI au where Person A is an agent and Person B works in the labs. They don’t positively interact a whole lot because of their jobs and they don’t really get along. That is until they both unknowingly sign up for the same cooking class and they now have to cook together three times a week. And they’re both a mess because work them is different than class them.
Person A is having a really tuff/exhausting/just generally bad day. Person B can tell just by looking at them, so when A is busy with their work/activity, B runs and gets A nice smelling things, fuzzy socks, and a milkshake. B shows up like “I know you’ve had a crappy day and it’s part of my duties to make sure you’re okay” and A just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” ((And maybe cries a little bit too))
if merlin and arthur weren’t constrained by the medieval categories of servant and king they would literally be unbearable. a nightmare.
modern merlin and arthur would be the type of obnoxious where like… they unlock each other’s phones with face id. they’re not allowed to partner during charades because arthur waves his hand and merlin shouts CHRYSANTHIUM and gets it right. they have whole discussions about what they’re doing after this in front of leon and then do not invite him
this is the last thing i’ll say about this i promise but like. imagine if merlin and arthur had facetime. they would literally never be apart. leon would start drinking and gwaine would quit and become a saint just to never see them again
Listen, you don’t understand how much I love this! lol
The knights once had to spend a four hour road trip with them. They spent the first forty minutes arguing about what voice to use for the GPS and got lost six times. Arthur won’t let anyone drive. Merlin grips the dashboard and starts screaming anytime they overtake. Arthur screams ‘bloody wanker’at every other driver and forgets that the windows are open. They didn’t stop bickering the entire time. Gwaine body rolled out of the car on the M6 and they didn’t notice. Lance stole the vodka Gwaine left behind and passed out. Leon ran away when they stopped for gas. It’s been four years. Nobody’s heard from him.
