Prince Chang: There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick

Queen Cho: Reminder that I’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me

Prince Chang: Or what?

Queen Cho: Or I’ll punch your lights out

Prince Chang says this to Yeong-Shin, who takes an hour to figure it out:

Prince Chang: You know everything about me, right?

Yeong-Shin: Of course I do, babe

Prince Chang: Ok, what’s my favourite animal?

Yeong-Shin: Uhhhh -

Prince Chang: Seriously?!

Yeong-Shin: Shut up! I’m thinking!

Yeong-Shin: Watermelon

Queen Cho: The first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

Beom-Pal: What’s an orgasm

Mu-Yeong: When you fold paper to look like birds and stuff

Yeong-Shin: That’s oregano

Prince Chang, whispering to Seo-Bi: Is Mu-Yeong talking about origami?

Seo-Bi: Shhh. They have half a brain cell combined, they’re trying

Prince Chang: Do you know why I called you here today?

Yeong-Shin: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?

Prince Chang, pouring a glass of wine: Accidentally?

Beom-Pal: I dare you to -

Prince Chang: He doesn’t accept dares anymore

Yeong-Shin: Apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”

Yeong-Shin: What the hell are you doing?

Beom-Pal, holding a bouquet of flowers (weeds) and a badly written poem: I’m gonna confess to Seo-Bi

Prince Chang: I’ll give you 50$ not to do this

Seo-Bi: Could you light a candle?

Beom-Pal: I don’t need to, you‘re the only light I need in my life

Seo-Bi: Beom-Pal I can’t see

Prince Chang: I win. I’m president.

Yeong-Shin: Not so fast! Pick up 4, change it to blue!

Beom-Pal: I play my Pikachu card!

Seo-Bi: Rainbow-ralphing cat!

Mu-Yeong: Auqokenisis!

Queen Cho, slamming her Yu-Gi-Oh cards down on the table: What the fuck are we playing

Yeong-Shin: I would do anything for you. You want the moon? I’ll get it for you

Beom-Pal: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleep schedule

Yeong-Shin:

Yeong-Shin: No

“I refuse to send Santa a Christmas list because I don’t want to depend on a man for anything.”

-Queen Cho

Queen Cho, to Prince Chang: You’re so hot, I need to call the horny police

Beom-Pal: You want to call sexually aggressive police

Queen Cho: No, I want to call the police who will arrest him for making me horny

Beom-Pal: They can’t do that. You’re the Queen…don’t you know the law?

Yeong-Shin: Well, Beom-pal, I just…I underestimated you

Beom-Pal: Yeah, well, maybe next time you‘ll estimate me

Seo-Bi: Look, I made this friendship bracelet for you

Yeong-Shin: …I’m not really a jewelry person.

Prince Chang, reaching for the bracelet: It’s okay, you don’t have to wear it

Yeong-Shin: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off

The Korean language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

-Lee Chang, at some point

Lee Change: *trips*

Queen Cho: You’ve been tripping a lot lately… are you ok?

Lee Chang: Yeah, sorry. I just can’t help falling for you.

Queen Cho: *chokes on air*

Beom-pal: Wait, we can’t go in there. The sign says 18+…there’s two of us

Yeong-shin: You’re so stupid! We just have to bring more people