#prince chang
Prince Chang: There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick
Queen Cho: Reminder that I’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me
Prince Chang: Or what?
Queen Cho: Or I’ll punch your lights out
Prince Chang says this to Yeong-Shin, who takes an hour to figure it out:
Prince Chang: You know everything about me, right?
Yeong-Shin: Of course I do, babe
Prince Chang: Ok, what’s my favourite animal?
Yeong-Shin: Uhhhh -
Prince Chang: Seriously?!
Yeong-Shin: Shut up! I’m thinking!
Yeong-Shin: Watermelon
Beom-Pal: What’s an orgasm
Mu-Yeong: When you fold paper to look like birds and stuff
Yeong-Shin: That’s oregano
Prince Chang, whispering to Seo-Bi: Is Mu-Yeong talking about origami?
Seo-Bi: Shhh. They have half a brain cell combined, they’re trying
Prince Chang: Do you know why I called you here today?
Yeong-Shin: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?
Prince Chang, pouring a glass of wine: Accidentally?
Beom-Pal: I dare you to -
Prince Chang: He doesn’t accept dares anymore
Yeong-Shin: Apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety”
Yeong-Shin: What the hell are you doing?
Beom-Pal, holding a bouquet of flowers (weeds) and a badly written poem: I’m gonna confess to Seo-Bi
Prince Chang: I’ll give you 50$ not to do this
Prince Chang: I win. I’m president.
Yeong-Shin: Not so fast! Pick up 4, change it to blue!
Beom-Pal: I play my Pikachu card!
Seo-Bi: Rainbow-ralphing cat!
Mu-Yeong: Auqokenisis!
Queen Cho, slamming her Yu-Gi-Oh cards down on the table: What the fuck are we playing
Queen Cho, to Prince Chang: You’re so hot, I need to call the horny police
Beom-Pal: You want to call sexually aggressive police
Queen Cho: No, I want to call the police who will arrest him for making me horny
Beom-Pal: They can’t do that. You’re the Queen…don’t you know the law?
Seo-Bi: His Highness said that as his second in command, I have to go through some basics with you guys. So, if he gets shot, what should you guys do?
Yeong-Shin, eyes darkening: Avenge him.
Seo-Bi: Look, I made this friendship bracelet for you
Yeong-Shin: …I’m not really a jewelry person.
Prince Chang, reaching for the bracelet: It’s okay, you don’t have to wear it
Yeong-Shin: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off
The Korean language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
-Lee Chang, at some point
Lee Change: *trips*
Queen Cho: You’ve been tripping a lot lately… are you ok?
Lee Chang: Yeah, sorry. I just can’t help falling for you.
Queen Cho: *chokes on air*
Queen Cho: This is my ex-fiancé
Prince Chang: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that. I’m your husband
Prince Chang: People perceive you as somewhat…
Queen Cho: Tempestuous?
Prince Chang: I was going to say heinous bitch but that works too
Seo-Bi: Are you vegetarian?
Beom-Pal: No, I’m a Capricorn
Prince Chang: You’re an Aquarius
Yeong-Shin: I thought he was vegan
Yeong-Shin: His Highness and I don’t use pet names
Seo-Bi: I see. What’s another word for an infant?
Yeong-Shin: Baby?
Prince Chang, from the other room: Yes, honey?
Seo-Bi: Don’t ever lie to me again
Yeong-Shin: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve
Prince Chang: I think you meant tricks
Seo-Bi: He didn’t
Yeong-Shin: I did not
Seo-Bi: I love knitting needles! I can make a hat, I can make a scarf, I can stab someone’s eyes out, I can make mittens -
Prince Chang: What was that middle part?
Seo-Bi: I can make a scarf
