#kisa shouta

Onodera and Yokozawa in the distance:TAKANO/MASAMUNE!

Random worker: What’s that?!

Hatori: That is the sound of two very angry people that are about to murder someone. May god have mercy on his soul.

Takano:*runs*

Takano: We have to meet the deadline… it’s either that or we quit our jobs and find another career path

Kisa: I think we’d make good prostitutes

Mino: We’d make amazing prostitutes

Kisa:Hey can we borrow 400$?

Onodera:Sure, but what for?

Mino: We’re helping Takano get out of an escape room

Onodera: What kind of escape room costs 400$?

Hatori:Jail

Onodera:

Onodera: Leave him

maleaser:

Takano: You know, you piss me off.

Kisa: It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on

Takano and the rest of the emerald department: …

Hatori:There are no more snacks left in the office

Kisa, offended:I’m literally right here

Yukina:Nice shirt, I have one just like that

Kisa:Oh that’s because it’s yours

Shjr characters as things said at my work place this week part 3

Kisa:*lets out a breathy moan*

Onodera coming around the corner:*Stares at him*…

Kisa looks up with handful of chocolate halfway to his face:Uuuuhhh

Onodera:*proceeds to act like he didn’t hear anything*

Takano:I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games

Onodera:I’m always straight

Kisa:You weren’t last night

Kisa:Hey Takano, wanna hear a joke?

Takano:Sure

Kisa:Why did the chicken cross the road?

Takano:Why?

Kisa:To get to the idiots house on the other side

Takano:

Kisa:Knock knock

Takano:Who’s there?

Kisa:The chicken

Takano:

Kisa:

Takano:I won’t punish you on one condition

Kisa:What is it?

Takano:Go tell that joke to Yokozawa

Sihjr characters as things said at my work place this week pt2

Kisa bumps into a shelf infront of Onodera:Shit

Onodera:*jumps*

Kisa:Oh, I’m sorry

Ritsu:No its okay

Kisa:I probably hit the shelf because I must’ve been distracted by your gorgeousness

Sihjr characters as things said at my work place this week (with a few changes)

Yukinas friend:Used a whole cart just for a box, thought it would be more

Yukina:Shut up

Friend:Just one box

Yukina shows wrist in a brace: Shut up

Friend: ha really

Yukina:I will beat you up, the professor would probably let me

Friend:Go ahead. My mom would also probably let you

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Usami:Yeah that skirt’s pretty sexy

Aikawa:Yeah i would wear it-

Usami:Not

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Kisa:Come on just one more round of drinks

Onodera laughing:No means no kisa, no means no

Kisa:Pretty please with cherries on top

Onodera sighing:Fine

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Aikawa:Good morning Misaki, how are you?

Misaki:Im okay, how are you?

Aikawa stressed laughing:I’m here aren’t I?

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Takano:Work as a shoujo manga head editor, it’ll be easy they said. Easy my ass

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Hiroki:Oops sorry almost hit your head

Usami:Ooh you almost hit my head. Would’ve gave me a concussion

Usami muttering under breath:A hit on the head means a concussion, a concussion means a visit to the hospital, a visit to the hospital means a day off

Usami:Lets try again! Come back! Hurry hit me! I’ll stand still