#sekaiichi hatsukoi
Talking one day about onodera when they’re drunk
Takano:Don’t worry about it….
Yokozawa: Trust me, you’re way better than Onodera’s fiancée
Yokozawa:And you have this! (Pokes his chest)
Takano:My nipple??
Yokozawa:Your heart!!
A random day before Hatori and Chiaki started dating
Chiaki: I’m single and you’re single… you know what that means?
Yuu, blushing:What?
Chiaki: We ugly
Onodera and Yokozawa in the distance:TAKANO/MASAMUNE!
Random worker: What’s that?!
Hatori: That is the sound of two very angry people that are about to murder someone. May god have mercy on his soul.
Takano:*runs*
Usami: That’s kinda erotic
Onodera: Why does everything seem to be erotic to you?
Usami, contemplating:Hmmm
Onodera: I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I’m a human being that desperately craves intimacy
Takano: We have to meet the deadline… it’s either that or we quit our jobs and find another career path
Kisa: I think we’d make good prostitutes
Mino: We’d make amazing prostitutes
Kisa:Hey can we borrow 400$?
Onodera:Sure, but what for?
Mino: We’re helping Takano get out of an escape room
Onodera: What kind of escape room costs 400$?
Hatori:Jail
Onodera:
Onodera: Leave him
Takano when he was a teenager:Ritsu I can get by on my own
Takano after Ritsu showed up 10 years later:Ritsu I swear if you don’t let me love you-
Hatori:There are no more snacks left in the office
Kisa, offended:I’m literally right here
Takano:How’d you know I was going to propose?
Ritsu:Yokozawa hasn’t been able to look at me without shaking his head in disappointment all month
Takano:If I say I love you, would you say it back?
Ritsu:Yes
Takano:Okay. I love you
Ritsu:It back
Takano:
Yukina:Nice shirt, I have one just like that
Kisa:Oh that’s because it’s yours
Takano:Thanks for dinner
Ritsu:I thought you paid?
Takano:
Ritsu:I guess we won’t be going back there
Onodera:Good morning cruel world
Takano:Don’t you mean goodbye cruel world?
Onodera:No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I’m still kickin’
Onodera:What’s your favorite color?
Takano:Stop asking me stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature
Onodera:How many molecules of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Takano:My favorite color is green
Yokozawa, at his desk after being caught kissing Kirishima at work: I’m gonna kill myself.
Henmi: Come on, Yokozawa-san! Look on the bright side of it!
Yokozawa:…
Henmi:…
Yokozawa: Well? What’s the bright side of it?
Henmi: Oh. I didn’t think so far.
Shjr characters as things said at my work place this week part 3
Kisa:*lets out a breathy moan*
Onodera coming around the corner:*Stares at him*…
Kisa looks up with handful of chocolate halfway to his face:Uuuuhhh
Onodera:*proceeds to act like he didn’t hear anything*
