Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.
With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.
@manscaped The legends say that Attis felt such intense love for Cybelle that it drove him mad and he emasculated himself in order to become more like her while declaring “Cursed be the parts that ruined me! Cursed be the parts that ruined me!”
Initiates into the priesthood of Cybelle’s mysteries, the Galli, would reenact this as a passion-play, ritually removing their own testicles while declaring “Cursed be the parts that ruined me, and through division am I made whole.” This practice continued long after the cult of Cybelle had been incorporated into Roman civil religion.
Perhaps the most interesting thing about the Galli is that, once initiated, a Gallus was expected to wear women’s clothes and adopt a woman’s social role, and Greek historians writing about the Phrygian Galli consistently refer to them with she/her pronouns. We can say with a surprising and refreshing lack of ambiguity that the people attracted to joining the cult of Cybelle were almost certainly what we would consider transfemme.
Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.
With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.
As long as you’re inhaling Buffalo wings, might as well scan the bones for the chance to get an NFT… you can also eat! Go to bonecoin.com for rules and start eating now.
