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Me when all the people who left Tumblr try to come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter:

red-twist:

red-twist:

kurpco:

He can’t take this from us

Hmmm….. conflicting stories….

thisrobotbeatcaptcha:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

Just to complete the joke - Jonathan McDowell is an astrophysicist at the Harvard–Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. He is thus 9001% qualified to tell Elon Musk to fuck off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_McDowell

isnt it funny how in the news you have a bit where they talk about how in some city somewhere there are awful floods and people are dying and need donations and then right after a segment where they talk about how elon musk spent like 1 billion sending just one person to space for like an hour…why is it always white middle aged men?

update on the risings signs of a few celebrities I have been asked about, whose birth times have been released since i last checked them:

jack harlow: gemini rising

elon musk: gemini rising

i assumed both of them would be air, but leaned towards libra for both. elon’s gemini rising is conjunct his cancer sun which can explain the shyness in interviews.

joe rogan: taurus rising (many speculated this)

the weeknd: cancer rising suprprise surprise. for him i was almost sure it would be taurus as the scorpionic 7th house would explain his relationships and music.

hailey bieber: sagittarius rising.

bella and gigi hadid: i think i already did a post, but Bella is Virgo rising and Gigi is Taurus rising. I was quite sure that Bella would be a water or earth rising. For Gigi I was so sure it was Leo because of her hair (lol).

wilwheaton:

maswartz:

wilwheaton:

Too many folks don’t know that Musk is not an engineer. He is not an inventor. He is not a creator. He is a person whose fortune began with enslaved human beings pulling emeralds out of a mine. He is a person who has literally bought everything, including his titles and status in every company all these dummies believe he founded.

He is NOT a good person. He is a rich person, and way too many people think they are the same thing.

If he had ANY seriousness about making a single thing better in this world for the uncountable number of human beings who are suffering right now, and not just getting attention or cosplaying as Tony Stark, he would have done it by now.

Way too many people admire the myth, while they ignore the truth of the shitty billionaire who smeared a literal hero who saved children’s lives as a “pedo”, because Musk’s ego got bent out of shape when he couldn’t make something the world cared about all about himself.

He has numerous children, who he has just abandoned. His factories are consistently reported as being toxic, racist, environments. And all these folks are like, “yeah but rockets.” Do you even hear yourselves?

He’s awful. All these things y'all claim he’s “making” are coming from actual geniuses who do actual work. He could fund all their work, and really change the world in meaningful, tangible, immediate ways with his fortune, without being the poster child for fragile male egos. But he doesn’t. And way too many people are totally cool with that.

Like, if you didn’t know, that’s one thing. But now you know, so are you gonna stop worshipping this guy, or what?

apas-95:

So, once again, ‘Musk Personally Being A Fucking Dipshit and Investing In Fantasy Tech’ was a marketing cover for much more sinister, down-to-earth economic maneuvering:

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https://jacobinmag.com/2020/01/elon-musk-climate-apocalypse-tesla-spacex

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If you thought rich people controlling your news meant you couldn’t trust the corporate news, you never would have trusted the corporate news.


“Elon Musk has secured more than $7bn (£5.7bn) in funding for his $44bn takeover of Twitter from a group of investors including the tech tycoon Larry Ellison, the Qatar state investment fund and the world’s biggest cryptocurrency exchange.

The Saudi Arabian investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, who had initially opposed the buyout, also agreed to roll his $1.9bn stake into the deal rather than cashing out, according to a filing with the US financial watchdog.

According to the filing with the US Securities and Exchange Commission, Ellison is putting $1bn into the transaction. Ellison, who is worth about $95bn, made his fortune as the founder of the database-software business Oracle. A member of the Tesla board, he was one of the few top technology executives to openly support the presidency of Donald Trump and reportedly hosted a fundraiser for the politician in 2020 at his California estate.

Alongside Ellison, the co-investors include Sequoia Capital, a US venture capital fund, which has pledged $800m, and the Dubai-based Vy Capital, which has promised $700m, according to the SEC filing. Qatar Holding, which is part of the Qatar Investment Authority, is putting in $375m as part of the deal, while Binance, the world’s largest cryptocurrency trading platform, is contributing $500m.”

image reads: Elon Musk aims to quintuple Twitter’s revenue to $26.4 billion by 2028, NYT says

why

why do u need more money, WHO needs this

image reads: Elon Musk wants to quadruple Twitter users by 2028

people don’t want to go to the twitter, Elon

Aika radikaalia, jos minulta kysytään

SpaceX Crew Dragon successfullly completing an In-Flight Abort test, 19th Jan 2020.

13fidelis:

teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit:

fuck elon musk

[ID: An comic panel whose text is edited. Spider-man has his back to the camera and is looking up at a green pterodactyl riding a blue triceratops.

The pterodactyl says “With the absurd amount of money I have, I have purchased Twitter. It was $41 billion American dollars.”

Spider-man says “You have that much money and you’re using it to buy Twitter? But with cash like that, you could cure cancer!”

The pterodactyl says “But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to buy Twitter.” End ID].

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