I couldn’t resist.

Plus two bonus:

mittensmorgul:

orionsangel86:

misha-moose-dean-burger-lover:

sinnabonka:

bleedingfeathers:

frozenpinesmp3:

samdyke:

one piece of toast (depressed)

nail (rusty)

nutwork (rancid)

overalls (personalized)

wife (blurry)

Wig (party city)

pie (smushed in face)

vampire (mime)

Leila: Any requests?

Gretchen: I request for you to stop being such a bitch.

Leila: Request denied. Anyone else?

Vlad: I can think of a few…

Leila: Granted, but later.

Mermaid(ish) AU where Blackbeard’s been cursed, there’s a storm at sea, and a piece of red silk catches his eye. He looks up to see a golden-haired man floundering in the waters above and suddenly remembers that he once was human too, wasn’t he? 

gremlinbehaviour:

itsmyturnonthegender:

absolutechaoscollective:

kinstraumic-queer:

callkidslikeusvicious:

saintofswitchbladefights:

my-brain-is-hatching:

terfriffic:

happy pride month to every actual same sex attracted person and happy shame month to everyone who isn’t and calls themselves queer anyway

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