#laugh rule

LIVE

hey-there-hunter:

LOVE WINS BUT AT WHAT COST

notajerusalemcricket:

slimequest:

princesschristy:

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

this video sounds like arceus

#laugh rule    

skellingtonwitch:

pinkmanjesse:

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

I’m going to bed

valkyrie-seraphim:

There’s less Dracula entries in June bc Dracula is out celebrating pride month

my-random-fandoms:

halfhardtorock:

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. True himbo energy.

bimbutchpride:

gaytyphlosion:

dangerbooze:

Hey yah at least they had physical costumes

hungwy:

blimp technology is extremely energy efficient, cost effective, and easier to navigate than any modern ship technology for the last 45 or so years. quite a few scientists have earnestly proposed we should replace all seaports and shipping with blimp ports and blimping. im completely lying by the way. can i order a venti matcha latte please. (card declines and i walk away)

reysplendent:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

#laugh rule    #reblogs    

beesmygod:

riddlemethatass:

riddlemethatass:

I didnt take Dr. Oz’s CBD so they killed him

Unbelievable. He’s alive and fighting for his life.

the twists and turns in this story are unbelievable. good luck dr oz

nyabbycat:

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

thyrell:

thyrell:

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

ursawood:

I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a . I failed. The six-fingered man left mealive! …but he gave me these.How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! . My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.

lastvalyrian:

raunip:

wembleyfraggles:

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

reblog to explode op’s phone

twofingerswhiskey:

dogposts:

just trying to help with the dishes.. all good here (via)

ilovewinningbabyiwantitall:

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 

dizzyhslightlyvoided:

Columbo: Hmm … to summarize the Red Truth so far, the only way in or out of the chapel is the front door, you can’t get in or out while it’s locked, and the only key was sealed inside that envelope in Rosa and Maria’s possession the entire time the murder happened.

Beatrice: I will confirm that summary in red: The only way of entering or exiting the chapel is the front door. The chapel cannot be exited or entered while the front door is locked. The only method of locking or unlocking the front door to the chapel is the key. That key was sealed inside an envelope in Rosa and Maria’s possession at the time the murder took place.

Columbo: This locked room is lookin’ pretty airtight, if you’ll pardon the expression. Maybe you really did unlock the chapel usin’ magic!

Beatrice: Oh? Are you prepared to admit defeat, Lieutenant Columbo!?

Columbo: Well, just, uh. One more thing, Golden Witch Beatrice, I got one more Blue Truth.

Columbo:The door wasn’t actually locked, was it?

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