#pffffft
finrod: we noldor think it’s a HUGE dick move to have children in times of war
thingol, who has never not been at war and doesn’t expect it to end any time soon:excellent
amrod: we noldor think it’s a HUGE dick move to have children in times of war
green elves, cradling a kid with one hand and shooting people with the other:lol
fingolfin; we noldor think it’s a HUGE dick move to have children in times of war
edain: glancing around looking for the candid camera
Adrien knows that Marinette has figured out his identity. The way she acts around him, the things she does—clearly, she knows. He’s terrified of her, and he’s dreading telling Ladybug that a civilian knows his identity.
Meanwhile, Marinette has figured out precisely fuck all, and is very confused as to why both of the blond boys in her life have started acting like lunatics.
Was scrolling through TMA Pinterest and…
Gwyn wishing for a friend in her life
The mother:
I know we all joked that Jonathan is the only character who doesn’t realize he’s in Dracula but I’m starting to get the impression that Count “I too can love” Dracula thinks he’s in Beauty and the Beast
Gay the Pray Away
(\/)…(-_-)…(\/) <- lopster
“Where does a Count keep his armsmen?”
“Up his sleevesmen.”
I really can’t emphasize enough how much I don’t care if the anecdotes people tell on here are true. We are sitting around a campfire telling tall tales, embellishments and flights of fancy are part of the fun
When the man at the bait shop tells you he almost caught a bass thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig you don’t write a callout post accusing him of gaslighting