#laugh tag
I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!
I’m on the Bond subreddit
tumblr may be a hell site full of nauseating discourse but at least they haven’t integrated a ‘stories’ feature like literally every other social media site
That takes too much knowledge of coding.
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
at least i’m beautiful in diego luna’s eyes
here is a map of the world of dragon age
here is tht same image, rotated and overlayed with an image of solas and a single cooked shrimp
coincidence???? i think not.. wake up, thedas
Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.
england is literally throwing a celebration for their killer clown rn what are y'all talking about
England also did actually have the killer clown craze too! I don’t know if any of them actually killed but I know people were arrested for dressing up as clowns and jumping out w weapons or some shit like that.
No actual deaths by clown, and the craze died away after a few weeks, but we did have a lot of idiots lurking around with make-up and knives for a while, trying to look creepy, scarring children for life and annoying all the actual clowns I know.
One showed up in the alley next to my house, so, given that our neighbourhood is about eighty percent elderly people, I took to doing nightly clown patrols for a while (literally just doing a circuit of the neighbour, with intent to explain why giving people actual heart attacks isn’t funny).
It was only later that I realised I had been doing so in my cute bat hoody, with the wings and pointed ears, and that dressing up as a bat to hunt for evil clowns was perhaps not the sanest use of my time.
at least we’ll always have captain america the winter soldier (2014) and also our deep seated rage
count dracula? uhh, 1 lol
dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one
Bayer Leverkusen are playing connect 4 on Twitter with Hull City
We’ve had no football for like 24 hours and we’re all going mad
In case you’re curious, Hull City won
[Begin video ID:
Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)
transcript of conversation:
Driver: Hallo
Employee: Hallo
Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)
Employee: Yes
Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)
Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.
End ID]
The driver says “Können Sie Englisch?” which means “Do you speak Englisch?”
vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time