#laughing too hard for everything

midnightmindcave:

braezenkitty:

key–lime–pie:

celticpyro:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane
and wen i dig
i fynde some roks
both smol and big
i put my tung
upon the stone
for science yes
i lik the bone

roumoonchild:

nicky: So… what’s it like being married to Neil?

andrew: Once, I asked him for a water while he was pissed at me ,and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

marsixm:

rolling your sleeves up is inherently gay

ratica:

voreno-giogorenna:

i love that everyone who absorbs any and all mcelroy content starts to talk like That

Like a good good, proper speaking boy

0trevskies:

I rolled really poorly when trying to take cover, so my 6'3" 300lb barbarian just put his hands over his face.

The enemy also rolled bad, so they looked at him and commented “What an ugly statue.”