#law and order
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KEEP GOING AFTER THE TWO CHRISKA WEEKS WE’VE HAD?!
im so happy they rebooted law and order and im even HAPPIER THAT HUGH DANCY IS IN THE MAIN LINE UP
carisi: maybe they’re just not that good at their jobs. or maybe…just maybe…no one wants to live in florida
stabler: now, it is funny that they are both real estate agents and they cannot sell their house
munch: in our continuing exploration into why florida is the way that it is
munch: crazy to think you can kill five people in the 1940s and then live long enough to see jurassic park in theaters
carisi: do they get off on this?
rollins: that’s what i was saying, like a weird bonnie and clyde?
carisi: but bonnie and clyde stuck together, bonnie wasn’t like “hey, you gotta check out this clyde guy”
stabler: backtrack just a bit
benson: about the dressing up?
stabler: yup, exactly right
kat: we gotta give kids places to make out
amaro: if i get murdered, nobody come to my funeral
munch: i wasn’t on board until you got to the decomposing body in an open field
carisi: did you buy the rubber sheets?
barba: no i didn’t buy the rubber sheets! who would do that?!
carisi: apparently you because you’re getting pretty touchy about it
stone: missing bedsheet doesn’t always equal murder
munch: their cruelty seems to know no end!
rollins: boy, the last thing i would want after vomiting is to be killed
carisi: yeah, i mean, really just a bad week for that shark
munch: i want to give him creep points for this very fun old-timey threat of, “i’m going to steal your children.” he’s like the wicked witch