#layinghands

Just a casual Saturday afternoon stunting on these hoes in the name of jesus while serving up the Lane Bryant plus size version of Beyoncé on vacation in Cuba, bout to cuss lil Blue Ivy’s ass out cause she won’t keep that head still as Miss Tina is trying to give lil Blue her first press and curl for the function tonight, reflecting on whether Solange slapped the shit out of J hard enough or naw, while maintaining an ethereal, fierce look of emptiness for the work for hire vacation photographer (cause the grams got to be lit), and throwing a dash of shade to the left to the left of a field of Michelle’s that are trying to get in the photo and I ain’t talkin bout Ndegeocello kind of realness. When in reality I just took this photo to show my client how to wear the African coco cabana inspired floral headpiece I made her for tonight… #hoestunting #stuntingonthesehoes #causeislay #everyday #blessed #pressed #plussize #plussizemodel #africanprint #layinghands #placinghands #putaringonit #blockprint #blacklivesmatter #blackmagic #blackboymagic #sorrymichelle (at Bloom & Plume)

Thelma Thornton is literally glowing in this sweltering hot ass heat as the sun blows it’s hot stankin breath all over us today. Sis Thornton is serving up some living life like it’s a golden Egyptian temple artifact filled with the finest blooms of don’t touch my hair #hiya because it will literally cut you, however if you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of this artichoke Pom Pom you will have an incredibly small tasty piece of her heart waiting for you after she takes a long luxurious bath of course, I mean no one wants a musty artichoke and she is a lady of leisure so she’s not jumping in a quick shower (which she would call a hoe bath), so be patient, let me lay these big strong black holy hands on you and get your blessing kind of realness… We all know patience is the key to all things worth having it’s just hard AF to put into practice especially when it’s hot AF, your musty AF, tired AF, can’t move AF, no pool AF, the arrowhead deliveryman is late AF so you ain’t got no water AF, and you ain’t got no ac AF #hollerifyouhearme #practicewhatyoupreach #livingmybestlife #doyouboo #donttouchmyhair #ouch #itoldyou #betterlucknexttime #howmanylicks #lilkim #livinmylifelikeitsgolden #stillusingthisstoryline #tired #iknow #butitfeelssogood #hotashell #heatwave #layinghands #blackhands #blacklivesmatter (at Bloom & Plume)