#donttouchmyhair

#aSeatAtTheTable + #TinaTaughtMe + #DontTouchMyHair + #Mad while drinking some #Lemonade = #blackGirlMagic #dormroomtv

Thelma Thornton is literally glowing in this sweltering hot ass heat as the sun blows it’s hot stankin breath all over us today. Sis Thornton is serving up some living life like it’s a golden Egyptian temple artifact filled with the finest blooms of don’t touch my hair #hiya because it will literally cut you, however if you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of this artichoke Pom Pom you will have an incredibly small tasty piece of her heart waiting for you after she takes a long luxurious bath of course, I mean no one wants a musty artichoke and she is a lady of leisure so she’s not jumping in a quick shower (which she would call a hoe bath), so be patient, let me lay these big strong black holy hands on you and get your blessing kind of realness… We all know patience is the key to all things worth having it’s just hard AF to put into practice especially when it’s hot AF, your musty AF, tired AF, can’t move AF, no pool AF, the arrowhead deliveryman is late AF so you ain’t got no water AF, and you ain’t got no ac AF #hollerifyouhearme #practicewhatyoupreach #livingmybestlife #doyouboo #donttouchmyhair #ouch #itoldyou #betterlucknexttime #howmanylicks #lilkim #livinmylifelikeitsgolden #stillusingthisstoryline #tired #iknow #butitfeelssogood #hotashell #heatwave #layinghands #blackhands #blacklivesmatter (at Bloom & Plume)

Finally pulled it together … Mother’s Day collection is here and we are ready to take your orders…
We were thinking about how every mom deserves the red carpet treatment so why not give her one of our award winning arrangements (I just made that up I’ve won no awards… lol). Mom should be put on a pedestal and treated like an Emmy… I mean no women wants to be a golden globe (even if she is) and Oscar doesn’t know what it feels like to birth a child, meanwhile Emmy can fly, got perky titis and is only holding a gluten free globe… Our first Emmy goes to Claire Huxtable who is serving up some kooky hostess with the mostess who never disappoints. She’s successful, stylish and just a little prickly so proceed with caution when you bring her home this Mother’s Day kind of realness. #donttouchmyhair #getyourownhair #glutenfree #Hifelicia #Rashadthatis

(at Bloom & Plume)

Uh no you can’t touch it… shut up

#trialsntresses #naturalsbelike #naturalhair #naturalista #danerystargaryen #gameofthrones #thronesyall #canitouchyourhair #donttouchmyhair #teamnatural