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My girl Fiesta Catalina is ready to hit the streetz and slay these hoes in her harvest day couture serving up early/late night body ody ody cause this daylight savings delay got her fucked up. Well that and the fact that her @patmcgrathreal labs mothership #3 subversive palette is giving you a dramatic burgundy autumnal Smokey eye, a full spider mum top lash for dimension, a draping bottom hellabores lash for a little emotional drama, but she uses the white Heather on the waterline of the eye so that it still pops, as well as on the arch of the brow to ensure that the brow is #OnFleek #dafuck, finishing with a dusty mauve Lisianthus blush, a good old quicksand rose highlight on the tip of the nose and the top of the check, and nothing finishes a look and ties it together better than ah good ol nasty bright burnt orange Matt lip gloss #getintoit but a matte gloss don’t make no sense? Look bitch this is my flower fantasy OK so keep scrolling if you ain’t feeling it, but if you could like and subscribe that would be great, I’m an influencer and my career depends on it. Babe(in a British accent, but only the babe) You need to find a new direction. Well I have @onedirection and it seems to be working out OK thank you!!! Babe, Babe (again in a British accent) whatever you have to tell yourself, because the sweet dream that you think you are serving up is just a beautiful nightmare. Well at least I got you quoting Beyoncé lyrics that must mean I’m on to something and the #fact that this face is beat for the gods and all the girls will be gagging on this level of elaganza. Sooo if you want to get this look subscribe to my flower make up page on YouTube where I will be highlighting my favorite products and brushes from @fentybeauty @kyliecosmetics and of course @patmcgrathreal. Not to worry my brush game is on fleek too, I really only use @shuuemura cause they made in Japan or at least that’s what the girl @barneysny told me. Umm gurl why don’t you fact check that it’s a simple google search. Don’t tell me what to do, I don’t want to, I can say whatever I want #fakenews #liveyourlife #liveyourtruth #doyouboo #likeandcomment #desperate #fakeittillyoumakeit (at Bloom & Plume)

My girl Glomysha Tampico Warmberg is out here trying to figure out what to wear in this crazy heat wave fall not fall, but I want it to be fall, I mean not too much fall because I need to keep this organic tan, so I can look like a sexy all natural gmo free, gluten free, hmo free (cause I ain’t got no health insurance) bumble bee, cause I’m trying to make a statement about how we need to protect our environment and support the endangered honey bee’s on halloween and really show the diversity of what bees can look like and be like in the future if we protect our community and then we can roll into a full blown fall moment and I don’t have to keep mixing my desert storm acacia with my tropical bird of paradise and my autumnal burgundy fringed gerbers to try and make sense of this shit show weather, even though I still look cute… Do you know what I mean? Guuuurl I don’t know what you mean or know what the fuck you talkin bout cause I ain’t tryin to hear that. See, I got a man, but it sounds like you lookin for an excuse to be a hoe and if you ask me (which you didn’t, but of course I’m going to tell you anyway) you should #liveyourbestlife and be a hoe as long as you are doing it on your terms and not letting some nasty ass, crusty ass, basic ass, man in power dictate or define your path to happiness #canigetanamen #canigetaman #hoeforward #popthatpussy #queseloquite #takeitoff #itsfuckinghot #globalwarming #sunnydelight #whathappenedtotheD #itwasdelicious #mothernatureispissed #letmelive #bitchdontkillmyvibe #bitchdontkillme #doyouboo #glutenfree #nogmos #organic #hoganic #gojanet #damnit #youlethimhavit #jamit #jamminontheone #cosbyisaidno #butyousaidyouwereahoe #ughno #itscalledajoke (at Bloom & Plume)

You know sometimes you just gotta surrender it all when the space that you are in is serving up Super Bomb AF! Especially when you got your girl possey Tiny Timber and Lil Lana standing at your side at over 8ft tall!!! Giving you some ready for the ball with the most major blow out of all time causing that hair to just blow like the wind on a glowing glorious full moon standing center stage in the shadows creating a major body ody ody silhouette singing a little Rihanna “How bout a round of applause, a standing ovation, said you put on quit a show, very entertaining, please…” all while werking (always #werking ) an invisible Manolo stiletto Satin pump in da club kind of realness!! Always have a blast working on parties with @cinespia they let me run wild!!! Such a beautiful party and an amazing space! #livingmylife #getintoit #imintoit #hatersgonnahate but #ballersgonnaball #fullmoon #fullfrontal #drama #wheremygirlsat #lillana #tinytimber #doyouboo #iseeyou #laterhater (but nobody is hating… leave me alone it just added to the drama and sounded good) (at Los Angeles Theatre)

Thelma Thornton is literally glowing in this sweltering hot ass heat as the sun blows it’s hot stankin breath all over us today. Sis Thornton is serving up some living life like it’s a golden Egyptian temple artifact filled with the finest blooms of don’t touch my hair #hiya because it will literally cut you, however if you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of this artichoke Pom Pom you will have an incredibly small tasty piece of her heart waiting for you after she takes a long luxurious bath of course, I mean no one wants a musty artichoke and she is a lady of leisure so she’s not jumping in a quick shower (which she would call a hoe bath), so be patient, let me lay these big strong black holy hands on you and get your blessing kind of realness… We all know patience is the key to all things worth having it’s just hard AF to put into practice especially when it’s hot AF, your musty AF, tired AF, can’t move AF, no pool AF, the arrowhead deliveryman is late AF so you ain’t got no water AF, and you ain’t got no ac AF #hollerifyouhearme #practicewhatyoupreach #livingmybestlife #doyouboo #donttouchmyhair #ouch #itoldyou #betterlucknexttime #howmanylicks #lilkim #livinmylifelikeitsgolden #stillusingthisstoryline #tired #iknow #butitfeelssogood #hotashell #heatwave #layinghands #blackhands #blacklivesmatter (at Bloom & Plume)

Be unapologetically you; Comfortable in your perfect imperfection.

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‘A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.’ - Coco Chanel
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