#lee know
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han, texting hyunjin: sorry for not texting back, i had schedules until five minutes ago
hyunjin, texting back: no problem. i was so busy i didn’t notice that you didn’t text me for 6 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds
chan: what if i implement a no-pets policy in the dorm?
lee know: well, fuck man, you can’t just throw seungmin out like that
chan: why do you look so upset?
changbin: i told seungmin to fight his demons
changbin: AND HE STARTED SWINGING AT ME
(at a restaurant)
waiter: how old is your kid?
chan: oh actually he’s-
waiter: kids eat free
chan: he’s 10. this is my son jeongin, isn’t he the cutest??
hyunjin: 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump but i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello
hyunjin: i haven’t slept since
jeongin: you can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite, but you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding extremely threatening
seungmin: why are you in my room?
hyunjin: hi
seungmin: hi
hyunjin: did you eat
seungmin: did you eat
hyunjin: are you copying me
seungmin: are you copying me
hyunjin: i love you
seungmin: yeah i ate
doctor: here is your x-ray
hyunjin: ew no, i look horrible. take another
