#stray kids incorrect quotes
Bangchan: Where have you two been it’s been three weeks?
Hyunjin: We went to the American girl doll store and Disney world.
Felix: And the Barbie Dream House in Sunrise, Fl.
Hyunjin: And we ate so much. Why have you never taken us to IHOP?
Felix: There was also that orgy.
Hyunjin: And the cougar bar. I was very popular there.
Jungwoo: Too popular.
Felix: It was a confusing vacation.
Taeyong: What did you two do to them?
Jungwoo:Everything.
Yuta: And more.
Hyunjin: I also got a back tattoo.
Felix: Me too. They match.
Bangchan: That actually sounds fun. I wanna go.
Rest of Stray Kids: Me too!
Yuta: Back to the van!
Jeongin: So about this cougar bar.
Jungwoo: No, you can’t come, Hyunjin is already too much competition.
Yuta: When I walk into a room I want to fill the room with dark energy. Bringing a dark cloud every where I go
Minho: I want people to feel emotionally,spiritually and physically drained the moment they enter my auric field.
Yuta: A psychic vampire. I respect that. I’m a Sanguinarian vampire.
Minho: You drink blood? I would love to do that one day.
Bangchan: Are they aware they are the brightest shining lights in our life and makes us happier when they’re around?
Taeyong: Let them live in their Scorpio delusions.
Johnny: Where are you two going?
Jungwoo:Florida.
Johnny:Why?
Jungwoo: Some woman messaged me “Come on down to Florida I got something for ya”
Doyoung: Please don’t take Hyunjin with you.
Hyunjin: I wanna know what she has for him.
Jungwoo: *holds Hyunjin’s hand* For us.
Johnny: What do you think she has for you?
Doyoung: Don’t ask that.
Jungwoo: What else would a lady have for two pretty boys.
Hyunjin: Aw you think I’m pretty?
Jungwoo: Of course.
Yuta: *out of nowhere* Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Jungwoo: We will only kiss during a threesome with an older woman in a pay by the hour hotel room in Hialeah.
Doyoung: *on the phone* Chan I think you should come get Hyunjin before he flies to Florida with Jungwoo.
han, texting hyunjin: sorry for not texting back, i had schedules until five minutes ago
hyunjin, texting back: no problem. i was so busy i didn’t notice that you didn’t text me for 6 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds
chan: what if i implement a no-pets policy in the dorm?
lee know: well, fuck man, you can’t just throw seungmin out like that
chan: why do you look so upset?
changbin: i told seungmin to fight his demons
changbin: AND HE STARTED SWINGING AT ME
(at a restaurant)
waiter: how old is your kid?
chan: oh actually he’s-
waiter: kids eat free
chan: he’s 10. this is my son jeongin, isn’t he the cutest??
hyunjin: 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump but i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello
hyunjin: i haven’t slept since
jeongin: you can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite, but you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding extremely threatening
seungmin: why are you in my room?
hyunjin: hi
seungmin: hi
hyunjin: did you eat
seungmin: did you eat
hyunjin: are you copying me
seungmin: are you copying me
hyunjin: i love you
seungmin: yeah i ate
doctor: here is your x-ray
hyunjin: ew no, i look horrible. take another
(seungmin comes home with an iguana)
chan: seungmin, get this horrible monster out of the house
seungmin: oh okay
seungmin, turning to lee know: chan wants you out of the house
chan: SEUNGMIN
dentist: open wide
felix: :D
dentist: not your arms
felix: :(
felix, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys
changbin: what? no???
felix, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible
seungmin: oh… hey it’s only both of us left here in the dorm…
hyunjin: *blushes* i-is there anything you want me to do?
seungmin: …yes
seungmin: can you please leave too
jeongin: i have to say it, i’m a little bit embarrassed for you
changbin: this is a sports-related injury! that makes me cool
jeongin:
jeongin: tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool
(han and lee know at the movies)
han: i snuck in some snacks
lee know, opening his jacket: yeah me too, i brought chips and-
han, clutching ramen noodles: do you have any boiling water
seungmin: if i become a problem in the future, would you get rid of me?
lee know: what do you mean “in the future”?
chan: LEE KNOW
(creating account)
site: “confirm your password.”
jeongin: *typing* yes, this is my password.
changbin: i’ll be preparing the dinner tonight!
lee know: is that a threat?
