as a treat, because @nobodys-baby-now helped me figure out the problem with this part and maybe (FINGERS CROSSED) I can aim for an upload tomorrow (!!)
“Wait, oh my god, please tell me you met the British guy.”
“Okay, yeah, I did meet him. Soweird.”
“I mean, you guys know I have a thing for accents, so I was so excited when they said they hired a guy from London. Like, come on, talk about sexy. But that guy? Ugh. The vibes are terrible. I’m extremely disappointed.”
“Tell me about it. Why did they hire him, honestly?”
“I heard he’s like, a genius Egyptologist or something.”
Or: As the semester begins, you hear whisperings of a strange new professor in your department and decide to seek him out yourself.
Rating: E/18+ only (no adult content in this chapter, but it will happen eventually)
WC:5k
Tags/warnings: professor/student relationship* (eventually); smut (eventually); Reader is a “blank slate” but has a backstory
*This is a work of fiction. Do as I say, not as I fictionalize. Don’t fuck your professors, and don’t stand for anyone who abuses a position of power.
